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my brother just burst into my room and said:
“Sir, are there any firearms in this vehicle?”
“Yeah, my arms are kinda fire”
and I think it may be one of the funniest things i’ve heard
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it really is me against the government isn’t it
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I thought our history test went terribly for me, but my friend just told me he wrote Toblerone instead of Thermopylae so I think I’ll be fine
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Handing in a test with terrible handwriting is so embarrassing.
It’s like: Here are the answers to your questions. Hope you can read hieroglyphics and runes. Please give me a good grade.
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I am desperately trying not to cough. I’ve already coughed twice and if I cough again I fear the guy next to me on the tram will suspect I have The Sickness™
I legit have tears in my eyes
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I keep forgetting I dyed my hair brown and getting jump scared everytime I see myself
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My guide to getting out of bed in the morning:
1. Actually sit up
2. Don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
3. Wtf happened how did I end up on the tram?
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