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Guzma: Arceus! How stupid do you think I am?!
Giovanni: Do
Giovanni: Do you want an honest answer to that?
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Guzma: You know, I used to think you were a real jerk.
Cyrus: What changed?
Guzma: Nothing. You're still a jerk, but now I'm used to it.
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Colress: Oh, don't worry, I have a plan.
Giovanni: Never once have I been more worried by those seven words.
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Cyrus: Wow. I haven't been this happy since...
Cyrus:
Cyrus: Huh. I've never been happy.
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Giovanni: You know, I'm starting to get the impression that you don't respect me as our leader.
Ghetsis: I have expressed multiple times that I do not.
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Cyrus: We have no idea how many stars there are
Guzma: I think there are 7
Maxie: What? No, there are more than 7.
Guzma: Cyrus just said we have no idea how many there are.
Cyrus: I meant—
Maxie: We know there are more than 7.
Guzma: Are you calling Cyrus a liar? Because now I'm even more convinced there are 7.
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Cyrus: I don't appreciate the ass-slapping culture that we've developed around here.
Cyrus: Unpopular opinion, I know, but I feel I have to share.
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oh shit we hit 700 followers
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oh god what did I say I was gonna do when we hit this
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Cyrus, having a psychotic break:
Giovanni: There there, Cyrus. How about you take some time off so you I don't have to be around you while you're like this.
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Hydreigon: Grr
Ghetsis: You're right! Why haven't I thought of that...
Guzma: ... Can he understand that thing, like N, or is he just insane?
Giovanni: ...Knowing Ghetsis, it could be either.
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Giovanni, crying over one of his Admins' corpses: How could you do this to me?!
Giovanni: We are so understaffed!
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Archie: What is a rival if not a crush you're mad about having?
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Lysandre: Sorry for having great hair and the correct opinions on everything. As if it's my fault.
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Maxie, fully clothed in the bath and drunk: I'm washing me and my clothes
Guzma recording: oh he's drunk as fuck
Maxie: bitch I'm washing me and my clothes
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(When Lusamine officially joins/joined Rainbow Rocket)
Lysandre and Lusamine: *Rambling on about beauty and their own*
Cyrus: Holy shit, there’s two of them.
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Colress: The term "laws of physics" implies the existence of science crimes
Colress: I, for one, am very interested
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Guzma, about Cyrus: I can fix him!
Maxie: He has like 4 other people trying to fix him.
Guzma: H—
Maxie: I'm one of them. Pretty soon, we'll be a construction crew.
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