“Your f/o is out of character” bold of you to assume I care about canon in the first place

They’re a 10 but they’re fictional and dead

if i fell in love with a fictional character i would simply just date them. rip to people who think selfship is cringy but im better.

Reminder that you should NEVER feel bad for having a lot of f/os. Even if you ship with basically every character from a show/game/whatever you shouldn’t feel bad!!! You have a lot of love to give!!! Get out there and give it!!!!!

"are you ok?"

No I want a fictional man to kiss me on my forehead and tell me I didn't deserve all the shit real people put me through

Homelander in The Boys (2019-)

I just want y'all to know, if your f/o in Canon says something to say or hint that you're not their type, is not attracted to any specific features you might have, etc... I want you to know, that their world turns completely upside down when they meet you.

Everything they thought they knew about what they liked or preferred in a person gets wiped away, because you are all they want. It doesn't matter if they were adamant that they wouldn't date someone who [blank] or whatever. Your existence makes a liar out of them.

They love you, and every single part of you, and nothing they have said will change that.

girl, I don't care how cheesy the prequels are, if you don't get chills when Darth Maul busts out that dual ended lightsaber you are lying to yourself

Thank you twitter for this meme

Your f/os wouldn't love you if they were anything like they were in canon, and that's why they're horribly OOC.

So?

anyway loved ones if anyone has ever made you feel like you're ugly or disgusting i'm here to say that that person is a liar and a fool, you are wonderful and your f/o thinks you are the most attractive person they have ever met and if you are mean to yourself in the tags when you reblog this post i'm going to shoot you with a beam that takes immediate effect

shout out to self-shippers who make silly little playlists for their f/os even tho some idiots might b like "those songs dont fit that character at all!" but they should shut up (aka shout out to self-shippers who r like me)

Your f/o's absolutely love you, like, full on bananas for you. Don't believe anyone who says otherwise. They're fools.

Aww thank you anon!

Two comments within like a day telling me I'm fat.

I have never once felt so important on the internet.

In other news, your f/os love you and think you're the best thing that has ever happened to them, no matter what you look like!

bitch you KNOW you too fat and ugly for any of your imaginary boyfriends to want you. grow up.

Oh no. You caught me. I'm a fatty wirh imaginary boyfriends.

Do you, like, get off on this or something?