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queerpumpkinnn · 7 days

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waiting for the youtube mashup gods to make a mad woman x who’s afraid of little old me?

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #who’s afraid of little old me?#ttpd

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queerpumpkinnn · 28 days

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Thank you so much for the mention! <𝟹𝟹

Eddie comforting reader fics. Any reccos?

OOOHHH well here we goooo

💗 -We have Baby love, my baby love by @bookshelf-dust that is so cute and amazing and just beautifully written!

💗 - Trial and Error by @queerpumpkinnn that is about reader not being able to orgasm and it has two parts and he is very attentive and understanding about it and also helps her (smut)

💗 - and then we have this little imagine from @love-toxin that is of reader having period cramps and he helps her get through them (smut) and there's also fluff

💗 - there's also If it were anyone else from @ghost-proofbaby that is eddie comforting reader through depression

💗 - and then we have Big Empty House from @earlgreydream where eddie picks us up to comfort us after not being able to sleep

💗 - Also this lil one shot by @jo-harrington where Eddie cheers us up in Christmas when he realizes we never fully enjoyed it before!

I didn't know what kind of comfort you wanted, so I kind of threw in a bunch of different ones!

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queerpumpkinnn · 1 month

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babes i NEED an elaboration on this specifically felix and jisung’s parts cause they would SO gang up on reader.

it starts subtle, with felix licking her thumb and swiping it across your lip when you have ice cream smeared on your mouth, smirking to herself when you’re a little frozen in place.

but then again jisung is canonically the sluttiest of the girls so she’d definitely “accidentally” drip popsicle down her tits and- “oh, bunny, can you clean that up for me?” but felix jumps at the chance before you even process, and she’s staring at you as she licks red popsicle water from jisung’s cleavage and mmm 😵‍💫 and she beckons you closer saying “tastes so good bunny, try it”

thoughts are being thunken kim HELPP

IM THINKIN IM THINKIN

Jisung and Felix would be the ones to do this because they have No Shame when it comes to you

“Try it 🥺” as you make eye contact with Felix and lick it up from Jisung’s tits. And Felix just… spilling more. Asking Jisung if she needs help maybe? If she’d like a sweet bunny to clean it up? And Jisungie’s nipples getting hard through her flimsy bikini, poor baby.

Chan and Minho debating if they should be packing a strap for pool days more often…

It would happen at sleepovers too with ice cream! One of the girls (Felix) spilling ice cream all over their pajama top and Jisungie saying “that’s okay, Fefe, I’ll get you a new top! Bunny, could you help clean her up?” knowing she doesn’t have a bra underneath. Felix holding her tits up and barely covering her nipples saying how you’d be helping her sooooo much if you licked up the extra 😋 I mean there are wipes right beside her but she’s not gonna point it out…

#i am ascending thank you so much for indulging my mental debauchery #also i’ve been kinda off tumblr the past few weeks so i’m sorry this is so late lol

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queerpumpkinnn · 1 month

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i love the dancer who does the “fella over there with the hella good hair” bit. you know rent was due

#the unmatched cuntressy is astounding #i love it

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queerpumpkinnn · 1 month

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The only mother and father (platonic) I ever want to hear about in this fandom

#taylor swift #taylor swift the eras tour #the eras tour #the eras movie

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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women can't talk about postpartum but bradley cooper is comfortable with saying that he didn't feel love for his child for the first 8 months of their life.

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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Freak Show Talk | 3racha, lmh

𝙭𝙡𝙫. 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙗

! fwb, free use ft. all, fujoshi fem reader, poly, enm, angst, smut, dead dove do not eat. <1k wc. 18+ readers only !

「Contents List」「Act 1」「© February 2024 by jl-micasea-fics」

But why be kind to yourself when it’s so much easier to punish?

Jisung licks his lips. He’s looking at you like he’s trying to work you out, and credit to him if he manages it. You’ve never been able to.

“I could, like, give you her number. If you wanted it?”

“Your shrink?” you ask.

“Yeah. Not to be presumptuous, of course. I just think everyone needs a little extra help from time to time. You wouldn’t regret it.”

You laugh. It’s not genuine. “No, but she might.”

“Behave. Nobody’s beyond help.”

You’ve no idea, Jisung.

“Doesn’t matter anyway.” You shrug. “I couldn’t afford it even if I wanted to.”

“Oh.” He blinks. “Well, okay. But I'll just take care of that.”

“What?”

“It’s no issue.”

“Jisung, no—”

“Do you love Minho?”

You almost choke on your own saliva. Do you love him?

“He’s my best friend. Of course I do.”

“That’s not what I meant. You’re sleeping with him. You don’t just love him as a friend.”

“I thought we weren’t being presumptuous?”

“Man, come on.”

“You’re sleeping with him too,” you retort. “Do you love him?”

Jisung purses his lips. “Not yet,” he says.

“But it doesn’t take much for you to fall.”

“What do you want me to say?” he scoffs. “That I'm head over heels for him? That I’d have his babies and suck him dry every night?”

A hot whirl of arousal stirs. “Shut up,” you grumble, shove ice cream into your mouth. It helps.

Jisung eyes you again, soft brown eyes glimmering under the harsh fluorescence. After a bit, he says, “I thought that maybe your struggles were similar to mine. Anxiety. Stressing. Uncertainty. I thought you’d been triggered by what Minho hyung and I did.”

You swallow the warm ice cream.

“That’s not it, though. Is it?”

You shrug.

“You won’t tell me?” he presses.

“Why do you care so much?”

“Because you called me in the middle of what seemed like a pretty severe panic attack when you could have called literally anybody else.”

Right.

“I can’t, Jisung.”

“Can’t what?”

“Tell you. Anything. Any of it. What I struggle with. It’s not... for sharing.”

He stares across the table. Tries to burn holes through your skull into your brain. “I won’t judge.”

“Everybody says that—”

He reaches for your hand. His skin is cool. Feels nice. “I don’t just say shit,” he urges. “Trust me.”

Maybe it’s the way he runs his thumb across your knuckles. Maybe it’s just that you’re tired. Maybe it’s the fucking lighting or the time of day or a cosmic alignment that sets the words rolling quietly from your tongue with a muted sigh:

“I have these... urges.”

You look at Jisung. He blinks in encouragement.

“They’re sexual. Sometimes violent. Mostly awful. They... come and go. I can go weeks without feeling them, but there are triggers. Certain things—people—that set them off. Minho is one of them.” You swallow. “You seem to be too. All of 3racha, actually. So... I suppose you did trigger me. But not in the way you might think.”

Your palms are sweating. Fuck, this is so hard.

“Minho told me about... you, and I— I wasn’t ready for it, is the thing. Maybe if I'd been ready it wouldn’t have hit me so hard, but it just— Hearing about it, I started to imagine it. Pictured it clearly. You and him... In the studio.” Your face flames. “I wanted to see it. Wanted to watch. Fantasised about the two of you all over each other. Like you’re pieces of meat. Thinking about it just makes my—” You put your hand over your chest. “Makes my fucking heart race and my skin burn and I ache all over and the only thing that eases it is touching myself. If I don’t get it out of my system I.... sometimes I feel like I might die, and then I think that maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing. Might be a beautiful thing. There are worse ways to go. Aren’t there?”

You dare to look at Jisung for the briefest of seconds. His cheeks are rosy, eyes focused. Aware. A vein throbs in his throat.

“I know it’s not normal,” you whisper. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”

“There’s nothing wrong with you,” Jisung says immediately, voice thick.

“There’s something.”

This time he doesn’t argue. Maybe he’s finally taking you at face value. Minho would be proud.

“I’ve never... told anyone this,” you say.

“I’ll take it to my grave.”

You try to smile. “I’m sorry, Jisung.”

His brows knit firmly.

“For objectifying you the way I have. For calling you. For everything.”

He swallows, Adam’s apple bobbing. “Don’t be sorry, man. I mean, it’s nice of you to apologise but I’m pretty damn sure you’re not the only one that’s ever thought that way about us. Kind of comes with the territory.”

“It’s different, though. We’re not strangers, Jisung. It’s disrespectful—”

“Stop. Relax. None of us are perfect. I wouldn’t even want to know what a perfect person looks like.”

“You’ve met Minho, right?”

He laughs softly. “Right. Shit. Leave it me to get a perfect boyfriend.”

Oh.

“... Boyfriend?”

Jisung grimaces. “He... didn’t tell you?”

“No. Didn’t get much of a chance, in fairness.”

Boyfriend. The word seems so much weightier in your head. Presses down on your little black box, cracking the seams. What lives inside it wails, nails on a chalkboard.

“I think... I will take that number. If that’s okay?”

Jisung grins, gummy and sweet. Perfect.

“It’s more than okay, baby.”

𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚, 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜, 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 >

𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙? 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 ♡ >

< 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 | 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 >

#i fuckin love jisung here #he’s so understanding #and the dialogue is so realistic #it’s got that flavor yk #and jisung’s reaction to her shpiel #the way he reacted with the vein and whatnot makes me think it turned him on #but i know that’s not the vibe of this scene #so like what #that’s my entire curiosity with this series is how is this gonna end

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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it’s fun to stay at the Y

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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David Bowie and the End of Gender, Anne Rice, Vogue, November 1983

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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Stray Kids Reaction | Fake Texts | FLUFF | Valentine's Dates

It's Valentine's Day Dates with Stray Kids

A/N: Happy Belated Valentine's Day Lovelies, enjoy❣️ also for the sake my sanity and the fact that I've never done this before, Binnie has an iphone, okay? 😂

Warnings: none

CHAN

MINHO

CHANGBIN

HYUNJIN

JISUNG

FELIX

SEUNGMIN

JEONGIN

#i actually melted into a puddle on the floor at chan’s #also i love how all of these imply the someone left the house with candles burning

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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we love a flirty simping han jisung

in that case, have a couple I never posted 😌

#and these were the ones that didn’t make the cut??#i am actually in love #i need more of these #for science

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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Care to share your thoughts with the class ma’am? 🙏🏻

I’m actually having a good number of thoughts and I’m gonna dump them in this ask before bed so I can maybe expand on them in the morning if anyone wants 🤫😴

Booking a double session with sex robots Felix and Hyunjin cause you’re shy and indecisive and can’t choose

Home fashion shows with mommy Hyunjin

Showing off a new pool outfit from said fashion show and the girls losing it

Getting frisky at an industry event with soft doms minchan

One of the mommies finding out you’re hurt and taking care of you

Being able to book a home visit with one of the skz sex robots for the first time

Hybrid skz stories

A few asks from my inbox I keep forgetting to post

More from this post cause @queerpumpkinnn wanted to hear more from Hyunnie’s pov…

#i am so spoiled rn #hybrid skz??#i already know that this would be the death of me #fem!skz or not i might as well start drafting up a last will and testament #also the hyunjin/minho/chan sugar mommy agenda is real

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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OH MY GAWD HES SO FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEJEMEEJRRERRRRRRRRERRERRRRRREEREEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@mrsaluado IM WATCHING IT IM WATCHING JT FKR THE FORST TOME OH MY GOD HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOSOSOOSOOOKIOOIIIIIIIIIIOIEIEIIEKDJD

#seeing a mutual discover media you’ve been into forever is like watching a younger sibling develop your sense of humor #except it’s our father in heaven hotch

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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| • skz hyung line — can i munch yo ass? • |

📁 pairing; bangchan x gn! reader, lee minho x gn! reader, seo changbin x gn! reader, hwang hyunjin x gn! reader

📁 cw; swearing, nsfw jokes, kys joke, bad memes, vulgar words, not canon bro no ones turning down an ass eating........

📁 a/n; IM BACK BITCHESSS such a shoyu thing to comeback after months with a fic on ass eating. changbin plays fnaf canon. ooh ur soooo in love with me 😻😻 ooh u wanna leave a like and reblog

#01 — bangchan • 방찬 !

#02 — lee minho • 이민호 !

#03 — seo changbin • 서창빈 !

#04 — hwang hyunjin • 황헌진 !

#this was actually godly #bruh i need a maknae line version #cause i get the feeling jisung would just be like “aight bet”#whatever makes you happy stink

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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plastic surgeons hate him 😌

#hey google play honkey tonk badonkadonk

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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spiderhan and minho jane ❤️🖤

#this scratched an itch in my brain i didn’t even know i had

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queerpumpkinnn · 2 months

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About this line of thinking 🫠 @queerpumpkinnn

Mommy Hyunnie who loves to walk around braless and doesn’t mind when you stare a little longer, maybe turning more or bouncing on her feet a little cause she ‘has a lot of energy’ that day

Mommy Hyunnie who will press up against you when you’re making something in the kitchen and will ask to taste test whatever it is. Gripping your thigh and saying how delicious it looks, if only she could have a taste of it 🥺 maybe she could have some of the strawberry’s and cream dessert you made, cause wouldn’t you love to feed your mommy your cream?

Mommy Hyunnie who will ask you for a little kiss before you go somewhere but slip in her tongue, maybe press her fingers to the nape of your neck too, but just for a minute

Mommy Hyunnie who will let you burrow under her shirt when you want a nap but not tell you she’s braless, just let you figure it out on your own…

Mommy Hyunnie who will walk around before work in just her pants and a bra, maybe asking you to snap it in place. Lifting your chin up and saying ‘thank you sweet girl’ before leaving

Mommy Hyunnie who gets a little tipsy and asks if you’ll give her a fashion show, pretty please 🥰 she’ll even give you a reward!

Mommy Hyunnie who lets you sit under her desk and lean against her thighs, maybe lean in a little more too for a reward… 💕

I rly need to make a tits tag cause girl 👀 the amount of thoughts I have

#the thighs bit #i am actually losing my mind #and the HEAD in the SHIRT OH MY GAWD #would actually kill for an elaboration on this #but like from hyunnie’s pov #i feel like it would be so sweet and tender #but also bark bark ruff bark ruff bark

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