Tumgik
Text
i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet
ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y
21/26
1K notes · View notes
Text
Pro-tip to young trans guys:
If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.
My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”
Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”
148K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
42K notes · View notes
Text
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
95K notes · View notes
Text
they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good
108K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Pink Prison, a comic I did for my color theory class this semester! we had to pick a color, research it, and do a piece related to it somehow. i chose pink :)
109K notes · View notes
Text
Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
4K notes · View notes
Text
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
477K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
we DO grow old and happy. btw.
137K notes · View notes
Text
*does this to you*
Tumblr media
55K notes · View notes
Text
thing i experience: i am, by all definitions, a people pleaser. i try to be very generous, i never complain, i bite my tongue, i give people so much grace, etc. etc. but im not doing thing cause im an angel or whatever. no, i can and will be a bitch.
i do this bc i am genuinely Scared of owing people things.
because it makes me scared that if i owe people things, they can make me do something with that. like stay with them, even if theyre hurting me. bc my response to hurt/conflict is running and therefor being made to stay feels genuinely terrifying. uhh anyone relate?
8 notes · View notes
Text
Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory
Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!
83K notes · View notes
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
69K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
280K notes · View notes
Text
i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
34K notes · View notes
Video
70K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
im jsjewujdjrjwiwiwowkkw
422 notes · View notes