Ichthys: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and it’s yours.
Scorpio: Go to hell.
Ichthys: It fits...
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MC: If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
Leon: To murder the King, take the throne, get Zyglavis a haircut, and find you a doctor cuz obviously you forgot I can grant my own damn wishes.
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Dark King: Ugh! My life is hell!
Crow and Servillah:...Sir, we are in hell.
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Partheno: *pretending to be a vsgo girl* Sksksksksk. And I oop! And I oop! Hydroflask! Sksksksksksksksksksk!!!!
Scorpio: Say another word and I am going to shove my foot down your esophagus—sksksksksksksk.
Partheno: And I oop—
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The king of the heavens having 12 handsome “sons” but not a single one cares about him:
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reblog if
you really want the king’s route
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*GAAAASSSPP* BABY GODS!!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍 The King of the Heavens is a great father!😁
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