is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?
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this gallon of milk is disabled because it has not been linked to a google account! to enable drinking, make sure to visit milk.google.com/activate before the expiration date and click "yes" when prompted for full device administrator permissions
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me watching the 4 command boxes of unknown origin open and then close right away as i start up my computer
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weed man is ready to play persona 3
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If I get a sales job can I threaten to kill myself if I don’t make the sale
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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly
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