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"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"
"Yes, Grandmother."
"Good, there may be hope for you yet"
absolutely underrated moment right there
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I love when savage dex comes out like yes baby you tell em
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if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her
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It should be a bigger scandal that J.K. Rowling is threatening to sue small accounts for accurately calling her a Holocaust denier. So glad the Streisand effect exists. Now we can all rebuke her reprehensible views more than ever.
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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit
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Rick on threads recently
I hope they don’t change too much but I’ll be happy w whatever they decide
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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Walker Scobell or however the hell you spell his name (you know who I'm talking about) should be in the Kotlc movie, but as Dex, not Keefe
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Every writer has two sides:
"I love my characters, they are my children and will protect them with my life"
"I wanna make them suffer so fucking much"
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Apollo be like:
Apollo: Don’t speak to me, my daughter or my sons ever-
Nico: And me I have a doctors note.
Apollo: OR MY SONS BOYFRIEND EVER AGAIN!
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Keefe would love the phrase “skill issue”
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Ro is the living embodiment of the sokeefe fandom
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Okay but after rereading TLO, why the fuck wasn't Annabeth offered godhood along with Percy? Yeah, Percy gave Luke the knife but Annabeth triggered Luke's spirit in Kronos because she never gave up on him! Not only that but she saved Percy when Ethan Nakamura tried to stab him and fought bravely when she was sick and injured??? literally wtf
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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