Dear parents

Pretending that your kid isn't disabled and getting mad at them for needing more help and support than your other kids and wanting them to "try harder" and also pretend that THEY aren't disabled by ignoring their OWN needs as well doesn't make them less disabled by the way

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

i need to fold him in ways not even ikea could come up with

People are neither inherently good nor inherently evil. the only thing people inherently are is stupid

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like