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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 3 years

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“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 4 years

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as a general rule. if what we’re calling ‘cultural appropriation’ sounds like nazi ideology (i.e. ‘white people should only do white people things and black people should only do black people things’) with progressive language, we are performing a very very poor application of what ‘cultural appropriation’ means. this is troublingly popular in the blogosphere right now and i think we all need to be more critical of what it is we may be saying or implying, even unintentionally.

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 4 years

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I know that Ed isn’t helpless and that he “had fire in his eyes” but sometimes I REALLY have to question Roy’s thought process of “I should enlist a child soldier, and almost directly after Ishval”

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 4 years

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“Harlot’s Web” written with @benevolentspung (uncensored version on site: http://pbfcomics.com/comics/harlots-web/)

#wow i hate this #nsfw

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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#i was gonna scroll past but then i realised wait thats pretty as heck

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

#what the HECK did i just read #ok i was scrolling through the notes and #do people honestly not realise that the whole #single->having a wife; candle->peanut butter thing #was on PURPOSE #like thATS THE POINT #op literally SAID it was surreal horror #i—

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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no fucking way

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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tumblr mobile pride flag

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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Imagine stealing a bitch’s look only for bitch to steal the look right back from you

#the audacity...

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

#writing prompt

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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controversial opinion

the sixth love language is ‘similar meme literacy’

#fuck this post was ghostwritten by me #when i changed school i was actively looking for people who got my jokes #and memes #and i was really happy when i shouted HIT OR MISS and someone shouted back #or CREEPER #awww mannn #or if i find people with meme tumblrs/reddits

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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Seven years after, I see you again 😚

#idk this writing advice is just so beautiful to me

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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have you heard of the beatles fanfic with strings attached? if not i desperately want you to know that a 15 year old girl in 1980 started writing an epic multiverse space fantasy starring the beatles and it went on for almost 3 decades

Cant perceive this

#anyways fanfiction is art #reminds me of that harry potter fanfiction #HP and the Methods of Rationality #both high-effort fanfics #all worthy of respecc

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put-the-sass-in-assassination · 5 years

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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