Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

how long have I been out

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

Its from that meme

im hunting americans

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place