A bust of Sierra that I usually use as an icon/profile pic. She has a very powerful and majestic blep. Art by Kitsunewaffles-chan on Furaffinity.

Sierra bought a sweater with a boobhole but it ended up being too big for her.

Art by Zyira on Furaffinity.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

My fursona giving you a headpat. Art by Kitsunewaffles-chan on Furaffinity.

When I commissioned this pic I gave a description of my character wearing clothing, but apparently I accidentally clicked the 'NSFW' button for 'Is this pic supposed to be NSFW?' and the artist drew what was intended to be a SFW pic with nipples and genitalia instead. When I mentioned this was supposed to be SFW she gave me an edited version with barbie doll levels of nudity.

Three retired surgeons were bragging about their accomplishments.

One doctor bragged that he had a patient show up with 2 legs missing from a tractor accident. He fixed him all up and he became the greatest basketball player of all time.

The next doctor bragged that he had a shark bite patient who had his arms bitten off. He fixed him up and he became a superstar NFL quarterback.

The third doctor laughed at them and said “Oh yeah? Well one time I had a patient arrive after being in a catastrophic car accident. The only thing they were able to recover was his asshole and a bag of Cheetos. I sewed him back together and he went on to become the president of the United States!”

I hate this mindset, probably why I don't watch sports much, and when I do I just cheer whenever anyone scores. Irritates my family, which is a bonus.

I have one of each

Tumblr has been lagging for me lately, whenever I navigate to the website there's a long delay before it loads properly, then when I try to navigate to other tabs such as my own blog or the 'explore' section it will often just display a blank screen.

Has tumblr been lagging for anyone else? I'm tempted to make a poll to ask because I know no one will respond with me just asking this.

One of my crowns fell off x.x It had been hurting for a while so I should have realized something was wrong but I thought it was just my tooth getting worse.

I called my dentist office as they were closing and they basically just said they'd call me back. I am probably gonna call them early tomorrow too, I want to get this fixed as soon as possible.

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!

I only ever notice these things late. I also missed Earth Day...

If it's Lesbian Visibility Week I wonder what sort of penalty my lesbian Pathfinder character will get on her Stealth Checks? If it were D&D 5E it'd obviously be Disadvantage but for Pathfinder? Maybe a -4?

I got Paladin... kinda fitting since I feel strongly about upholding certain issues. I find Barbarian being so low kinda amusing though since I have major anger issues though.

Here's a link to the test so you can take it yourself: https://www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dragons-class/test.php

If you get a tie just pick one.

I got targeted with a Subtle Power Word: Kill

I had 80HP

...

BUT

I had a Rod of Absorption :D

Edit: These results are actually surprising to me, I thought the winner would be the other one.