fatherhood

listening to all these things that ive done by the killers, crying about anthony j crowley, etc

i need more weird gay people to get obsessed with babies it's like me and 4 of my friends out here and none of us have done it before

vagueblogging and we all know what this is about like 5 days late but ive sure seen a looooot of bold words from the 'pay artists for their art' website

the thing about our kid is he understands english and already has impeccable comedic timing. i can tell this from the kicks

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

when you have a particularly fraught weekend visit from your parents that culminates with them attending a grandparenting class and this is the first slide they show 😐 .........

one of my current beloved coping mechanisms is going into the notes on posts, finding a rancid take, and blocking whatever tumblr user made it. they don't have to be like, being bigoted in some way, although those people definitely make the block list too, it can just be a take that i don't vibe with. sorry stranger, I needed to vent my petty stress levels somewhere, blocked forever. sometimes I'll block two or three at once. she's a bad boy*

*she is not

i always forget that people use "just some guy" as an insult because to me it is a neutral to vaguely positive descriptor if not a term of endearment

whats a good emoji for when you and your wife's doula recognizes your fandom tattoo

a human man

hello

really excited for that eclipse monday. i might even walk on down to the wholesale flower district or something. hope there's something unusual there that day. i've got this great hookup, this guy knows that i like weird plants, so he usually gives me a good price for them. if there isn't anything, i'll probably just, you know, walk on by.

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through