princessg3rard
sluttier than the giggle at the end of prison
LIPSTICK, BLOOD, AND PURIFYING FLAME !! <3
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3 days left to be a free man
#bro is going through it#but not really#more so adjusting then totally scared#it’s gonna be different but it’s gonna be okay
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watching house md with friends to fuel our inner homophobia and bestie just went “this is better than gay porn”
she is the most cishet motherfucker I’ve ever met
#malpractice md#what in the fuck is going on here#we are platonic soulmates btw and this is the reason#chaos besties <333
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I try not to get NSFW on main, or sexualize celebrities too hard, but have so much less of a filter in DMs.
Literally just told @princessg3rard that I would be President Kennedy for Gee's Jackie (give sloppy and messy head in the back of a car)
I've been encouraged to post this on main for it being hilarious and a mood, so here you go, heathens.
#i was cackling#like so much#fully losing my shit at the function#bc I would too#I want to destroy his cervix
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I’m so bored but also so busy how is this a thing
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PLEASE THA MATCHING BANDANAS WITH JAMIA IM GONNA DIE ITS SO CUTE !!! <333
frank pls~🎃
#jamia iero the hero u are#truly an icon#bc as my beloved said#what the fuck is frankie wearing#I would be wayyy less patient then she is to his terrible fashion choices#NOT EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD JUST BC UR A TWINK !!#THE OUTFIT ISNT FIRE THE BODY IS !!#and the face#and the… ok u get it
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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and you're like I… that's just me
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potentially unpopular opinion but I genuinely prefer swarm tour/reunion tour pics of Gerard where his age kinda shows like don't get me wrong it's amazing to see pics of him where he literally looks the exact same as when he did 20 odd years ago but the ones where u can see signs of ageing just genuinely have my heart like
they're alright now ykwim???
idk I also think they one edited pic of nurse Gerard should stop circulating bc for so long I thought it was real but it was EDITED to make them a) look younger (smoothing and wrinkles etc) and b) more feminine which isn't a problem in itself but when ppl were using it to justify their "Gerard is a trans woman" thing (which is stupid btw Gerard has said that he's unlabelled FOR A REASON and while they do use any pronouns he prefers he/they argue w the wall)
the photo that's similar to this but more zoomed out and when u zoom in on his face it's obviously airbrushed y'all know the one??
also 2016-2019 Gerard I will always love you
the lovely :33
#I love love love to see the aging signs on her.#like yes fuck yes mother u made it to 47 !!#it really gives me hope that I can make it too#FUCK ILHSM
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Pole Out Boy and their missed calling in life (x)
(Pete: (The new record's) definitely a lot sexier than the last one.
Patrick: There's a lot more slinky outfits, and, you know, garter belts.)
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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
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consent is sexy
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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