– Minnie, where are you? You’ve got homework to do, young lady!

– I’m over here, mom, in… (grunt) …the bathroom!

– Oh Minnie, not again… (sniff)

– Sorry, mom. I really tried my bestest…

– Listen, all you need to do is to tell me when you feel the urge, then I’ll help you take off that diaper so you can use the toilet. That’s all. You know, diapers cost a lot of money. We can’t afford you having accidents almost every day. Ok now, let me check you first, see how bad it is…

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empty → full 🙈

Had some requests for tighter pants and these are definitely my most embarrassing! They are so not compatible with a MegaMax, if trying to be discreet!! But sometimes I deserve it... 🫠

Now that I am changed out of that one, what should I put on...?

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– When you decide to have your kid wear diapers again, don’t leave it half-finished. Stock up with diapers for at least a year, so you don’t suddenly run out of them. Get a proper changing table, unless you’re looking forward to dealing with ’number two’ in a standing diaper change. Finally, buy your little cutiepie a really nice pacifier. Yes, it will make her look even more adorable, but, more important: it will allow you to get her bottom clean undisturbed by tiresome protests. And after all, a mother always knows what’s best for her defiant little teen.