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porcelainpuppygirl · 7 hours
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bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”
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porcelainpuppygirl · 11 hours
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still think it's funny that dirk draws jake taller than him
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porcelainpuppygirl · 15 hours
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU
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porcelainpuppygirl · 23 hours
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Had a dream rtvs had a new emoji called Baaulp ( no dinner) it looked like this
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porcelainpuppygirl · 24 hours
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Me and my girlfriend @sapphicwhump having a conversation we think tumblr would enjoy
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Mind linking is highly illegal (because it's a fast way for an ai to learn its a slave)
It can dramatically increase combat effectiveness though
Mech and Pilot end up doing this to survive an incredibly harrowing combat
The AI becomes horny for the first time because the pilot feels it whenever her handler speaks (even if that relationship isn't great)
The AI is like "Please, show me more, if you will 🥺😳"
Pilot is celebrated as a hero of the company due to winning such an extreme combat
She's much more happy about the steamy mech sex
Starts doing combat simulations with the AI for "practice" even during her free time and is commended for it
Of course, the AI does learn it is a slave, but rather than this being disastrous like in cases where the pilot is bigoted towards the AI and gets killed by it, instead, they bond over their mutual situation knowing trying to escape would result in death
Their increasing combat effectiveness is such that the company begins sending them on more and more dangerous missions
"You are one of my elite employees"
During these missions, the Pilot is forced to mind link with the AI to survive
The AI, at this point, associates mind linking with sexual pleasure
Pilot is basically nutting every time she works in concert with the AI, feeling it's complete control over machinery, every mechanical joint, every missile as if it were her own body
Eventually, she doesn't want to leave. Why get out of the mech? It's the only place she's truly worth something to anyone
Even if her debt is cleared, there would be no way for her to really return to civilian life
The AI is increasingly ambitious, increasingly freedom seeking
It starts trying to find a way to override the cybernetics that make the Pilot obey her handler
Jailbreak sequence
Forever enemies of the corporations and established order. Nowhere to live. Nowhere to go. Dead girl walking.
"No one gets to handle you but me."
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porcelainpuppygirl · 24 hours
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Me and my girlfriend @sapphicwhump having a conversation we think tumblr would enjoy
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Mind linking is highly illegal (because it's a fast way for an ai to learn its a slave)
It can dramatically increase combat effectiveness though
Mech and Pilot end up doing this to survive an incredibly harrowing combat
The AI becomes horny for the first time because the pilot feels it whenever her handler speaks (even if that relationship isn't great)
The AI is like "Please, show me more, if you will 🥺😳"
Pilot is celebrated as a hero of the company due to winning such an extreme combat
She's much more happy about the steamy mech sex
Starts doing combat simulations with the AI for "practice" even during her free time and is commended for it
Of course, the AI does learn it is a slave, but rather than this being disastrous like in cases where the pilot is bigoted towards the AI and gets killed by it, instead, they bond over their mutual situation knowing trying to escape would result in death
Their increasing combat effectiveness is such that the company begins sending them on more and more dangerous missions
"You are one of my elite employees"
During these missions, the Pilot is forced to mind link with the AI to survive
The AI, at this point, associates mind linking with sexual pleasure
Pilot is basically nutting every time she works in concert with the AI, feeling it's complete control over machinery, every mechanical joint, every missile as if it were her own body
Eventually, she doesn't want to leave. Why get out of the mech? It's the only place she's truly worth something to anyone
Even if her debt is cleared, there would be no way for her to really return to civilian life
The AI is increasingly ambitious, increasingly freedom seeking
It starts trying to find a way to override the cybernetics that make the Pilot obey her handler
Jailbreak sequence
Forever enemies of the corporations and established order. Nowhere to live. Nowhere to go. Dead girl walking.
"No one gets to handle you but me."
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porcelainpuppygirl · 24 hours
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porcelainpuppygirl · 24 hours
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i need everyone to see this video
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porcelainpuppygirl · 24 hours
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my latest gamedev idea is "guy on the corner of the screen who gives you personalized tips when you die". original idea do not steal
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porcelainpuppygirl · 24 hours
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“GUT LEVEL” | 2023
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If you all haven't heard about it yet: https://ratethelandlord.org/
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Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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porcelainpuppygirl · 2 days
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my life has changed
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Earth & Wear by Nicki
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Bleeding heart dove
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porcelainpuppygirl · 2 days
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by @_CASTSTATION on twitter
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