Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

40 year old man had this as his grindr prof pic.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

Hope this fits.

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal  

Yayoi Kusama 

Mushroom, 2002

Hell is a place where companies make bank off the aggrieved father of a dead child for the removal of the child’s organs for donation.

can you imagine moving from twitter to tumblr and half of the userbase is obsessed with a martin scorsese movie that doesn´t actually exist

Okay reblog with your sign in the tags and how many notes are currently in your phone's notes app