Can we keep the disembodied cat paw please? Itâs exactly what I need in my life right now. It could even get a knife for the Ides! Cats are great at stabbing.
Reblog to let your followers know that theyâre safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boopâd like an idiot amen
Listening to the great hunt (again) while playing stardew and I gotta say, no one has ever had less chill than lost king Lan âwe canât be together for doomed romance reasons but here take my fucking signet ring and if you ever want me somewhere I will drop everything and come immediatelyâ Mandragoran.
Chapters: 3/9
Fandom: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Nynaeve al'Meara/Lan Mandragoran
Characters: Nynaeve al'Meara, Lan Mandragoran
Additional Tags: Slow Build, Kissing Lessons, Sex Lessons, Age Difference, Secret Relationship, Sort Of, Loss of Virginity, Sharing a Bed, Idiots in Love, First Love, Sex Education, Traditions, Canon Divergence, âwhat if instead of pining for seven books they had torrid sex for a monthâ, except they have to take the slowest run up to it, because they are just Like That
Summary:
or 'The Fal Dara Syllabusâ
Set during the month spent in Fal Dara after the events of TEotW.
After Nynaeve learns of a certain Malkieri tradition, she makes an unexpected request.
Warning: This fic is what happens when two shippers canât stop egging each other on about an idea, or coming up with reasons for their pairing to kiss.
Nynaeve: Iâve come to get you idiots, I canât believe you left home without permission you all are in so much trouble you absolute morons. You foolish dummies.
Rand: Actually my dad knows where I am and he says itâs fine so you see Iâm not a dummy in this-
Nynaeve: Oh I know, and I donât care- youâre a fool, and your daddy is a fool too. Actually all your dads are fools. Look at me- Iâm your daddy now.