polkadot-paragua
Polkadot Paragua
I'm a seasonal long-time YGO addict, I write and draw. Find me at AO3 as Polkadot_Paragua
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Definitely Headcanon!
to be CLEAR. kaiba insists on driving the motorcycle and makes jou sit behind him at first until kaiba sprains his wrist or something from all his stupid posturing while he duels and jou drives him around instead and kaiba experiences the intensely gay emotion of clinging onto another man with no other sounds except jou’s laugh and the wind as they clock 105mph on the freeway at 4 in the morning and he decides that maybe letting jou drive isn’t that big of a blow to his ego after all
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Headcanon that when Kaiba fucks up, and he does that regularly, he apologizes to Jounouchi in buckets of Ben&Jerries and a spoon disposed onto the doorstep of the spare room in the mansion Jounouchi sleeps in when angry.
The rate depends on the amount he fucked up.
The record is at three buckets a day for six days after Kaiba called off their shared summer vacation because there was 'just too much on his desk right now'.
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Headcanon that one day Jounouchi gets a text message from Kaiba while in his linguistics class at Osaka University asking if he can come home because Kaiba's assistant just died unexpectedly - so Jounouchi hurries out in middle of class, skipping an exam in the afternoon, jumps into his old rust bucket of a car and drives 7 hours home to domino to find Kaiba in his private lab bent over an electronics project with his dead 'assistant' next to him - it's a robot and it malfunctioned.
Jounouchi doesn't speak to Kaiba for three and a half days.
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The one where Jouniuchi is lying in bed telling Kaiba about his day and Kaiba is like "uh-huh" not hearing one word but using Jouniuchi as a table :D
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Headcanon that Kaiba silently replaces Jounouchi's old and threadbare clothes, starting with identical looking but just marginally nicer feeling socks, then continuing to boxers and plain t-shirts, and Jounouchi ignores it at first because he knows it makes Kaiba happy in his weirdly patronising way, but venomly snaps at every attempt of Kaiba to replace his worn, stained jeans jacket or semi-decomposed sneakers.
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Headcanon that Jounouchi likes to watch horror movies - he crumbles chips all over the couch and squeaks like a rubber duck when startled, and Kaiba rolls his eyes and lays an arm around his shoulders without looking up from his phone.
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"You are really the stupidest smart person I know!"
"I told you a hundred times it was an accident!"
"And I told you a hundred times to be careful! I swear, Seto, your reckless ass will be the death of me!"
"I was careful! It's not my fault that villains seem to be attracted to me like moths to the light!"
"Like blowflies to shit I'd call that."
"Are you done with the bickering now, because my head starts hurting more than my leg and I would kill for a moment of silence."
"You'd kill for less than half a snickers you batshit crazy megalomaniac."
"Talk less walk more, or we'll end up late for the duel, Joseph."
"One more condescending word and I'll leave you here so you can call a cab or bunny hop to your battle for all I care!"
"God, fine - fine! Fighting with you used to be so much more entertaining back then when you were still respecting me."
"That wasn't respect, just hate. Whatever, shut it now, you wheeze and you'll need your breath to crush that bastard's face when we're there!"
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Headcanon that Jounouchi is the one who can cook but Kaiba slices vegetables with the quality of a precision mechanic and the speed of lightning while texting on his phone with the other hand.
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Are you over 18? Asking for following purposes
I'm a 33 y/o YGO veteran, thanks for asking :)
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Mokuba's vest is the cutest thing to draw - ever!
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Headcanon that Jounouchi is a notorious food arranger because he deeply enjoys the luxury of healthy, delicious looking food, and Kaiba rolls his eyes and snaps: Will you please stop decorating the calories, that won't make them more nutritious!
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Me on any other Social Media platform: Go away other content I'm just here for the cute animals!
Me on Tumblr: Go away cute animals I'm just here for Seto Kaiba!
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This literally broke my heart, it's broken now, thank you very much
You can talk about how smart and cool and badass Kaiba seems until the sun explodes. You can talk about his cunning and his plotting and his technological skill. But the burning, scorching core of Kaiba as a character is so devastatingly simple:
He’s a teenager who wants a safe space for him and his sibling.
He wants to build games everyone can play.
He created a virtual world as a means of making better games and the one man he was supposed to trust made it into a weapon of war.
Kaiba is objectively an incredibly weird and bonkers person, but holy shit. The devastation. How he became the conqueror to smother his status as the conquered. How he refers to people he considers lower than him as dogs to constantly reassure himself that nothing can topple him. He is not a dog, he is not god, he’s something better, something bigger. he is Seto. Fucking. Kaiba.
But. That’s not quite right.
He’s a teenager who wants to feel whole again. And everything he does hollows him out bit by bit. He’s a shell, above all else. A sinkhole that can’t be filled. A locket that tumbles down rocky cliffs over and over again. A chess board that ends every smile.
He’s Seto Kaiba.
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Headcanon that Kaiba is a reckless speeder that survives on 90% good reflexes and 10% trust that everyone else will brake for him because he is Seto Kaiba and his car looks expensive.
And Jounouchi hates that.
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These are way too many good points that should have been individual posts so I could individually reblog them adding "hear, hear!"
Puppyshipping ramblings
I like to imagine that Kaiba's need to slap his name on everything would translate to a relationship. Not outwardly possessive (cause like who could he lose to when he is rich, hot and a genius) but instead unconsciously protective.
So he would just end up dressing Joey in Kaiba corp t-shirts or he would buy "himself" hoodies and Joey would appropriate them. I love when one person is a clothes thief. I just imagine Joey grabbing something from a drawer and throwing it on not caring as long as it fits. Kaiba can do nothing to stop him nor would he want to. (He will not admit how cute Joey looks)
Matching accessories when they go out and dress fancy cause Joey insists on going with Kaiba to some of his fancy business parties (a. just cause he is spoiled for attention b. the food is really good) which surprisingly the snooty business people find Joey amusing. Partially cause he has bard level charisma and he cleans up well while trying his best so Kaiba will bring him to more.
Instead of a necklace I think it would be cute if he got Joey a keychain that matched his and Mokuba's. He never says anything about the significance but Joey thinks its so cute and sweet then spends the rest of the week showing it off.
I love possessiveness but honestly Kaiba is too confident for that. Joey could be but I think his whole emotional development from the early chapters would have him put a big deal of trust in Kaiba to not worry about the masses throwing themselves at Kaiba. Plus with Kaiba's attitude to people he is not interested in is a big confidence boost when he can easily get the oh so important business man's attention without having to schedule a meeting. (Ok Joey can just walk in but since he had been granted VIP privileges at KC after an incident with some rookie guards he tends to schedule ahead just cause he is a good BF.)
Secretary has Joey on speed dial for Kaiba's bad days when he gets in the mood to start firing people. Kaiba wouldn't really cause that's a loss in man power and it takes too much time to vet employees but those bad days make the other workers stressed.
(I still can not find the damned fic that put this idea in my head)
Kaiba starts collecting Red-eyes merch to match the Blue-eyes merch. Its starting to bug him not all of the statuettes have a matching counter part. (Joey finds this super fucking sweet. Since there is not enough Red-eyes merch he arranged the few Kaiba did find to have at lest 3 Blue-eyes around each one. Joey finds it hilarious that Red-eyes has a haram. Kaiba refuses to comment the new arrangement.)
I stan Joey being able to cook. Nothing too fancy but its good. I imagine its from having to take care of himself and working odd jobs some of which landed him in a kitchen or two. Also from these jobs he has a random amalgamation of knowledge. Nothing like any fancy computer stuff but he knows how to take care of a garden, could build you porch and the like.
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Headcanon that Jounouchi hides Kaiba's Ritalin when he feels like what Kaiba really needs is a good night's rest instead of yet another badass holo-animation and an even more polished slide deck for a product presentation the next day.
#yu gi oh!#headcanon#joey wheeler#jounouchi katsuya#puppyshipping#seto kaiba#violetshipping#yu gi oh#yugioh
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