Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

Complete Cowboy Wild Western Stories, October, 1941

I asked you what time it is.

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

THIS

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend, why are you so focused on your ex that you’ll be willing to post about them years later?

Nobody asked. You’re not telling a story. You’re just slipping an insult to your ex and their new partner out of nowhere.

Go enjoy your life with what you have or lose that too.

There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

I know I’m married and pregnant lol but I do have this urge to protect unmarried women who are either almost 30 or in their 30s who want to get married and have children from unmarried men who are 30s/40s who make fun of these women for not being married yet. Also I want to make clear I’m not talking about 30+ year old men in general who are unmarried or childless, just the ones who make fun of unmarried/childless women their same age. I know it’s not ideal but it is very possible to find your husband in your 30s and have children in your mid/late 30s or even 40s I have seen it happen many times so trust in God. And for the good men out there in their 30s+ who haven’t found their wife yet trust in God as well. I know you will find her.