12 Of The Most Neckbeardiest Things To Have Ever Been Said

That I do. Bring in dd/lg relationships are the best.

How does one know if they have a daddy kink? Legit question omg

Why haven't we funded this?

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

Yes

My new favorite Reaction Face.

Pokemon trainer blue has blacked the fuck out.

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

Because fuck you that's why.

God: Hey Jews.

Jews: Hey.

God: So listen, guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.

Jews: What? God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing. Jews: We don’t follow.

God: Okay, work with me here, guys....

Ermahgerd

"I’ll Make a ‘Mon Out of You" Is the Perfect Pokemon-Mulan Mashup

What if Mulan’s “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” - which is, without question, the best modern Disney song ever - took place in the world of Pokemon? Instead of a young girl pretending to be a boy to join the army, it’s Gatomon (of Digimon) pretending to be a Meowth to join Red’s team - and the parallels actually work pretty well!

How I feel about hospitality.

#TBT to Chappelle’s PopCopy sketch.

hanging out in bed being a lazy bum

What is the vetting process for asking someone to watch your stuff? Answer: nothing other than their proximity. How is that logical? Basically, you just put some rando in control of your belongings— exactly what you’re hoping to avoid. And yet, we all do it. We assume that if you sit next to someone for at least 14 seconds and they don’t murder you, they are clearly qualified to take your place as guardian of valuable personal property. 

In response to the ridiculousness of this social norm, let me suggest that the next time someone asks you to watch their stuff, you respond in one of the following ways:

Perfection personified.

fresh out of the shower

I do hope you get my messages. I tried to explain that previous status. Hopefully it'll shed some light on the situation.

okay I’m jumping in the shower and will answer more when I get out. :D

imthefirebrand oh look at that.

This shall never be topped

Then there's this asshole