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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Syriniix: *wakes up*
Syriniix: I feel like being a bitch today
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Kai: I have good news! I'm going to kill you.
Xileph: That doesn't sound like good news at all.
Kai: I didn't say good news for you.
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Nex: Don't flirt with her.
Deir: I'm not going to fl-
*Jasper walks in, does nothing but puts her hair behind her ear and sit down*
Deir: *staring*
Nex:
Deir: Fuckin hell, sorry.
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Deir: Kha, please help me.
Kha: Why? What happened?
Deir: Jasper just confessed her love to me and I said, "that sounds like a you problem." I think I'm ready to die now
Nex: *dying laughing in the background*
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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one of my very favorite obscure story tropes is when there’s an episode/plotline/tabletop campaign session where the conceit is ‘each member of the gang gets trapped in a specially tailored dream/nightmare/illusory mindscape and has to break out’
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Kha: omg wow you're so tall!! How tall are you??
Jasper: uh 6' 6". 6' 10" with the horns.
Kha: "6' 10" with the horns" you're so funny!
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Apparently I cannot stop making characters for my story.
Because I just made another one.
Her name is Jasper Half-Doomed. She is very tall. And she's another one added into this poly group of gay fucks.
She's gorgeous.
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Crystal clear ice of the frozen Baikal Lake
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Deir: I wish you were gay so we could make out.
Kha: who said I wasn't gay?
Deir:
Kha:
*starts beating each other up*
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Xileph: are you ignoring Nex and Kha?
Deir: I'm playing hard to get.
Xileph: why would you do that? You're already hard to want.
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Nex: I don't know how to tell you this, but you're in love with me.
Kha: What?
Kha: ...
Kha: Oh my god, I am.
Deir: What the fuck kinda confession did I just witness?
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planetdrawsstuff · 3 years
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Nex: I'm ambidextrous.
Deir: woah! That's so cool man, love who you love!
Nex: ...
Nex: Listen....
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planetdrawsstuff · 4 years
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Deir: Okay, one of you is wearing my wife's perfume. I'm going to have to ask you to change it or it's going to start getting weird around here.
Random 1: Like.... sexy weird?
Random 2: They mean they're going to cry. They haven't seen the princess in months.
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planetdrawsstuff · 4 years
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Kha'Aryn: If you were my wife, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Deir: If I was your wife, I'd drink it.
Nex: Wow, I think I fall in love with them more and more each day...
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planetdrawsstuff · 4 years
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Deir: Alright, we should use codenames. You can address me as Eagle One. Nex, 'been there, done that.'
Nex: HEY!
Deir: Kha is... 'currently doing that.'
Kha'Aryn: *suffering commences*
Deir: Syriniix is 'it happened once in a dream.'
Syriniix: I- what???
Deir: Xileph is 'if I had to pick a dude.'
Xileph: Fucking really?
Deir: Zrish. Codename 'I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it.'
Zrishkuqae: Deir... really? That is far too inappropriate...
Deir: Fea is 'I would never but only because you're so pure and sweet.'
Feanyphe: Aw.
Deir: Cast is 'It would be fun for a second but then I'd never look him in the eyes again.'
Cast: Fuck you, Deir.
Deir: Lux is 'if I had to pick a girl that isn't already with me.'
Lux: Well, I'm glad you're being honest with yourself.
Deir: Kai is... 'Eagle Two.'
Kai: Oh, thank the Mistresses.
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planetdrawsstuff · 4 years
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Xileph: I'm a man of few words.
Deir: Maybe if you read more you'd have a larger vocabulary.
Xileph: *beats Deir's ass*
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planetdrawsstuff · 4 years
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Enemy: Who do you three think you are?
Kha'Aryn: I'm drop.
Deir: I'm dead.
Nex: I'm gorgeous.
Kha'Aryn: Together we make the ultimate trio!
Nex: But separate we-
Deir: I'm still dead, Kha has dropped to the floor and has started sobbing, and Nex is still gorgeous.
Enemy: I....
Enemy:
Enemy: please get help
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