struggling to pack ungodly amounts of cunt

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

i truly would sell my soul in order to be able to hear blossoms live like just imagine being able to scream "MY DRESS IS ON FIRE AND I HURL MYSELF, I HEAL MYSELF, I DRAG MYSELF LIKE A RUG IN THE RAIN AND MY SAINT, SHE IS DANCING, AND EVERY STEP I CHOOSE TO TAKE BEGINS TO SET THE WORLD AFLAME" i think i would simply transcend this plane of existence

SHANE NOOOOOOO

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

Something is Born in Nevada.

p.s. (don’t stare for too long…)

Afflicted with a rural curse.

While we're at it: using language that downplays genocide is a form of genocide denial.

Joe Biden isn't doing a bad job, Joe Biden is providing material support for genocide.

Israel isn't handling the situation badly, Israel is committing genocide.

Employing euphemisms minimizes the reality of this genocide. It's disrespectful and dangerous.

If you are more uncomfortable with the word genocide than you are with the reality of genocide, then you are not prepared to be part of any serious discussion. Work on that on your own time.

Freya Allan as Ciri

THE WITCHER | 3.03 "Reunion"

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

I am preparing a sketchbook compilation for Paris City Pop, and it sparks joy.