Kids these days have it easy, what happened to the good old days where our negligent parents would go on a trip to Florida over the chirstmas holidays and due to a power outage the night before leaving, arrive late and unorganized to the air port, leaving me, Kevin Mccallister behind at the house, alone, home, defending myself against 2 robbers trying to murder me. Kids these days can’t just “mindcraft” their way out of attempted murder and home invasion, they barely know how to set up booby traps and hit people with paint cans. 

@CookChildrens: Look who surprised us today! Our hometown girl @selenagomez stopped to see patients who can’t be home this Xmas Eve.

JESUS

“Dude, I’m wasted,” and by wasted, I’m talking about all of my wasted potential because I’m a lazy piece of shit.

ariana grande // august 22, 2016

mtv vmas white carpet - august 28

Y’all jokers must be crazy

BERNIE SANDERS IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE RACE HE IS NO LONGER A CANDIDATE - HE DOES NOT WANT YOUR VOTE. HE WANTS US TO VOTE HILLARY TO DETRUMP THE TRUMP - GET YOUR BERNIE OR BUST RHETORIC AWAY. CLEAR IT FROM YOUR MINDS. VOTE HILLARY. GIVE HER ANY NUMBER BOOSTS YOU CAN. I DON’T CARE. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS. PLEASE.

Tumblr, do not fuck this up. Vote for Hillary Clinton. We seriously cannot have Donald F'ing Trump be the president.

Even if you don’t like her, vote for her, then support a primary challenger in 2020.

Even if you don’t like her, vote for your progressive candidates for congress and Hillary will sign their bills into law.

Even if you don’t like her, vote for her and make sure Donald Trump isn’t the person that selects SCOTUS replacements for RBG, Thomas, and Breyer. This has much bigger consequences than you may think.

Mismanaged emails don’t ruin lives. Border walls, racism, mass deportations, tearing apart alliances, strongman governance, and every other thing Trump stands for do ruin lives.

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