piracyandpumpturns
for the world is round and the sky is hollow
• the vegetable garden to your flower patch? •an adventurer, but mostly in my head | a poet, but only in soul | a lover, but usually from afar
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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spent 2 hrs this morning convinced i was a trans man? and now im back to regular old me? ok buddy
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Still reeling from the realization that bullet journaling was essentially created to be a disability aid and got legit fuckin gentrified
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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
I mean, holy shit
i will use these as reaction images until i die
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horse dutifully typing away on a comically large keyboard in front of a beautiful icelandic landscape that is the life right there i wonder if this horse is typing peaceful and joyful messages or sending 20 slurs directly into my inbox
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do you ever have a dream that you wake up from and just carry with you forever. not necessarily a good or bad dream it’s just there; and i want to cry knowing it could have been real but would never ever happen, and you feel it slowly become a part of the facade.
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pissed that my eyes are too weak to look at the sun and moon. my otp is reuniting and i cant even livestream. damn shadow goggles
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last song: take me out to the ball game (i teach tap dance to small children)
fav colour: ANY shade of purple <3
currently watching: how to get away with murder, blockbuster, also been on a billion year battle getting through hunter x hunter for prev
sweet/savoury/spicy: sweeeet!! i lovr baking but also savoury has a special place in my heart
relationship status: single but in qp love with prev also :>
last google: the price of flights to vancouver from my location
current obsession: my cat and the show how to get away with murder, also dirk gentlys holistic dectective agency
i have nooooo active tumblr friends :( i know @taco-turtle wont do this but
Tag game! Tag nine people you would like to know better
tagged by @anakinfruit (thank you!!)
last song: as i'm typing this i'm listening to this year by the mountain goats
favourite colour: every shade of purple and most greens
currently watching: star wars rebels
sweet, savoury or spicy: it really depends but rn i guess savoury
relationship status: idk i don't rlly do that (i'm aroace)
last thing I googled: where to get hair dye bc i just used up the last of my purple again
current obsession: i've been rlly into cross-stitch lately
tags (no pressure, ignore if you need to!): @sunnybugz @oolathurman @meanbihexual @rainofaugustsith @ralndown @certified-anakinfucker @sullustangin @ashesfromfrost @bigbadvv0lf
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flip the rock to see what’s under it!
🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾🪨🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾
(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)
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international people start calling our country aotearoa instead of new zealand challenge
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