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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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My biggest question is that how the FUCK DO VIRGINS WRITE SMUT SO FUCKING WELL?

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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If ABO (alpha beta onega) system was real, I might as well be omega cuz that means I get to be a woman, who gets horny every month, a period, which would be me, but thrle plot twist is, my face becomes GORGEOUSSSSSS

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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i don’t think many parents realize that no you are not our guides, u r our supporters!

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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one time, i my brother started to tickle my stomach, and i reallyyyyyy needed to pee. so i fuckin screamed at him “DON’T FUCKING PUT PRESSURE ON MY STOMACH!!! I NEED TO PEE”.

Or that’s what I’d like to say. What i actually said was, ahem “My stomach needs to pee!”

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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when ur trying to exercise but ur hand gets in the middle ad just puts pressure on the boobs and ur like bitch i’m gonna fucking cut off my hands until my organic milk bags obey me and do not fucking kill me everytime im just tryna exercise.....

#where can i cut away my boobs????

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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Guyyyyss! Guyyyys!!!! apparently, me and my family went to germany when i was 8, and i hadn’t watched aot yet, and rn, i’m losing my shit cuz no! i didn’t scream “sie sind das essen und wir sind die jäger” and i’m frankly disappointed in myself....

#aot #guren no yumiya #theme song1 #hholy fuck i'm losing my shitttttttt

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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GUYS GUYS MY MOTHER SLIPPED AND FELL AND THE COUNTER HIT HER ON THE FOREHEAD. and guESS WHAT SHAPE THE SCAR WAS??

A FUCKING LIGHTENING SCAR!!!

my mum's become harry fucking potter!

#survived voldemort #harry potter #hp #voldy-moldy #somebody sacrificed their life for her

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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he's not wrong u know.....

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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the survey corps everytime a wall was breached:

#aot #attack on titan #titans #wall maria #wall rose #wall sheena

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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you know, i always had this headcannon that one time, percy and annabwth couldn't go to camp together, and percy ended up being there first, and then some new camper thinks he's really attractive (i mean 😏) but keeps quiet abt it. and all the old campers who know about percabeth, decide to keep quiet bc they want some drama in the camp the aphrodite and the dionysus cabin isn't enough. and later when annabeth comes, the campers expect her/him to get really jealous, but instead they fall in love with annabeth too...

and then later the 2 of them teach her/him constantly abt it.

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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Can you believe it's already May 17th

Can you believe it’s already May

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pikachu-is-lovesick · 3 years

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someone who hasn't read or watched attack on titan, explain this photo