I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.
Who r your favorite rtumblr blogs I want more of u on my dash
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I'm gonna @ as many people as I can think of, and any other rtumblrinas who see this can reblog it so our dear anon here can have the same posts on their dash as many times as possible /silly
The once-in-a-while RTCU Sexymen tournament is finally here!
Completely inspired by the sexymen tournament that happened here on tumblr, this account and tournament is focused and centered around the Rumble Tumble Cinematic Universe or RTCU. Currently moderated by only @justtrashperson
What is RTCU?
Rumble Tumble Cinematic Universe or RTCU for short, is a collection of multiple alternate universe, versions and personas that revolves or includes the one and only RTgame, an Irish Streamer on Twitch and a Youtuber, and also the drift king himself. That means no RTgame characters (such as the miitopia characters, minecraft, and more)
For guidance, feel free to check out the #rtcu tag OR check the Document created by the lovely @//my-name-is-daniel-yes
What is a Tumblr Sexymen?
Based on the Urban Dictionary, Tumblr Sexymen is a male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.
How will the tournament work?
There will be a form at the beginning to submit your sexymen nominations to be included into the bracket that will be open in a certain period of time, before the bracket and list are organized and revealed a few weeks after.
Each RTcu nominees will be put into a post and a poll where people can vote between which one is more sexymen than the other. The winner will advance to the next round while the losing team will either be permanently eliminated or be included in the losers bracket (depending on how much versions there is) and the final winner will be decided in the same way.
When will the tournament start?
For 2024, the form submission will start at 2 Pm GMT+7, May 3rd 2024 and will open for around 2-3 weeks.
The organizing time period will be a few weeks after the form closed (possibly end of may), and tournament will start possibly at early june.
Will you accept propaganda for our favorite sexymen?
of course! after the bracket is revealed, there will be a break time for a week for me to schedule every match, and people can start sending in their propaganda by tagging this account, using #rtcusexymen2024 or sending it via our submissions page! (currently closed)
If you got any other questions, feel free to ask me from the askbox in this account. Updates will be posted when needed
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
you know how sometimes when talking to a cis dude about being lesbian he'll say smth like "oh so straight men can be lesbians then?"
well ive always been of the opinion that the answer to that question is yes. even if its a cis man. not just because he may turn out to be a trans woman or nonbinary or any other multitude of things- i think he should be able to call himself such even if he puts in all the work of examining his gender identity and comes up still cis. even if he doesnt so all that. like, if you feel your attraction to women is queer, then yeah, rock the lesbian label. sappho was likely what we would call bisexual today anyways
but then, maybe tumblr isnt ready for this post, given that people still gawk about bi lesbians and parrot radfem ideals with such hits as "lesbian seperatism can be fixed by being trans this time" "gold star lesbianism is fine, actually" "its transmisogynistic for trans men to say that they are opressed" "nonbinary men are actually just closeted trans women" and whatnot
hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry.
>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items
>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)
>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic
>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle
>categorizing continues as normal
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