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Just a Pinch of Crazy
Courtney, currently madly in love with Captain Swan and dying a little inside every episode.
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This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.
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i didnt realise ao3 was started in response to lj deleting account relating to p//edophi|ia and they explicitly support the posting of such works yikes
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Comment if you’d like to see the face paint too:)
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Every fish that’s available in April! This one is northern hemisphere, working on gathering southern hemisphere data!
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Days 3+4: I Love Rex
So I had a headache the other day and didn’t update because i was too tired/hurtey but I did get some gaming in and some screenshots.
Rex moved in! i didn’t get to properly meet him until today but he was nice and I was happy for him being here. :)
Mabel visited and I bought a dress, can’t wait to see her again. :)
I got to celebrate the openings of the Museum and the Bridge being built!
Other than that on day 3 I got to fish for a little bit and sat next to Biff then slept for like 10 hours to sleep off the headache.
I snapped a cute pic of us. <3
Day 4:
New villager, a lot of questions and a gift I proceeded to put in an important place on the island!
I got to meet Rex though and oh my god he is so adorable. He’s kind of an airhead and I love how gentle he is and how happy he is about everything! :)
He’s just living his life one day at a time in the softest way possible, I love him so much. I regret him not being my fave lion now.
After a while of fiddling around I paid my loan, set up my new home stuff and decided to take a break for a bit until evening for the spider hunt. :)
I am now master of spiders, and you too can be master of spiders if you follow my easy tutorial.
Fun fact: I’m an Arachnaphobe like REALLY bad.
Every nook tours island can be a spider island if you’re brave enough.
You can force any nookmiles tour island to be a tarantula spawning island by going through a few steps.
#1: Remove all trees and stumps including the coconut ones.
#2: Pick the flowers, don’t dig them up but pick the flowers.
#3: Break all the rocks.
4: remove any non-tarantula bug spawns. The Tarantula will not attack you if you don’t have your net out.
After that empty your inventory as you see fit I prefer the beach so it’s a little out of the way.
Now that you have an empty island dig a maze, it’ll look like the one in this screenshot.
If you run at a single dig hole you can hop over it, get one to chase you and with this little hook in it it’ll stay in one section if you do it right. After that dig the last hole and you’ve made a little prison. As long as he is aggro’d to you the other spiders will not aggro to you as you have one hostage. And as we all know the Spiders will not call for UN support as they don’t know that this is a war crime, they don’t know what a Geneva convention is for they are only spiders.
Catch to your hearts content, shoo away the little wharf shrimps to help spawns and just fill your inventory then leave.
Tomorrow morning Timmy and Tommy get a sack of spiders! :D
Goodnight! ~Bryn
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here’re the patterns for the rainbow beanie and how I did my eyebrows! I’m glad you like the designs!
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day 4 || 03.23.2020
i saw a pattern for a cat hoodie and i caved….. had to get in on that cookie cat merch……
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as promised here’re the patterns for the clothing/hats I did from this post, and the pattern for the rainbow beanie is here!
please open the images in a new tab to see the patterns properly, and if any of you guys do any of these please post a screenshot, I would love to see them!!
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Blathers: Hideous ugly bug. Foul. Absolutely repulsive. Anyway I'm going to lovingly care for this ugly ugly creature. Please bring me more. Thank you. Yuck.
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everybody saw ed’s automail and immediately jumped to “he committed the biggest taboo” like he gives off such bastard energy the possibility he lost his limbs in an accident or the war is just unthinkable. they just look at him and go “yeah, you look like you tried to punch god in the face” and they’re absolutely right.
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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
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Bleach AU Master List
First Protector - post-power loss Ichigo struggles with the pain of massive soul injury and hollow instincts that no longer have a proper outlet/focus. Urahara slides in and helps save the day. -UraIchi pairing with possible Fem!Ichigo-
Turn Back The Clock - post war OP!Fem!Ichigo goes a century plus back in time to nip Aizen’s schemes in the bud and to aggressively woo a younger Urahara.
Am Strawberry: Will Travel - post-war Ichigo who realizes that he has no reason to stay in Karaura now that everyone else has left him behind. But, unbeknownst to him, a few weeks after he heads out a certain blue haired feline shows up looking for him. And when Grimmjow finds out that no one knows where the deathberry is? Well he just keeps looking and he has no plans to stop until he gets who and what he wants.
Strawberry Mochi Mean I Love You - Urahara Kisuke’s been in love with Ichigo for a long time but hasn’t done anything about it. But now he’s got his mind set on wooing Ichigo before he loses him. Meanwhile Ichigo, who has been dating Kisuke for a while now, is exasperated but fond.
Invisible Asshole Cat Boyfriend - Pissed and over the fact that the majority of his friends have decided he’s worthless without his powers Ichigo moves out of the clinic and into his own place. A place that he rapidly becomes convinced might be actually haunted. Come to find out it very much is haunted, just not by any old ghost. Ichigo apparently has enough spiritual power left and/or returning that he can feel his ghost roommate if not see or hear them yet. Things spiral from there and Ichigo has to adapt to living with 6 plus feet of territorial, possessive, handsy, invisible cat arrancar. And, somewhere along the way, he might just fall in love.
Arrancar Ichigo - Ichigo dies sometime pre-canon and becomes a hollow. Aizen finds him and turns him into an arrancar not realizing just what he’s getting himself into. Because even as a hollow and then an arrancar Ichigo is still very much Ichigo.
Home Is Where You Hang Your Heart - post-war Ichigo is unable to leave Karakura due to a decree from Serietei. Kisuke, unwilling to let Ichigo waste away in his tiny apartment, offers the Shouten as a new home. Together they fall into a strange sort of domestic bliss and, eventually, in love.
Catnip And Courtship - Yoruichi teaches Ichigo to transform into a cat but something goes wrong and Ichigo isn’t able to fully regain his human form. Hi-jinks ensue.
Zangetsu Goes A Courting - Ichigo achieves true balance with his zanpaktou and is then blindsided by the fact that Zangetsu, apparently, has a bit of a crush on Benihime. Which would be strange but fine if Ichigo wasn’t nursing a crush of his own on Urahara Kisuke.
Strawberries and Sakura Petals - Fem!Ichigo is unable to return to her body or her human life after the wars. But instead of joining the Gotei 13 or staying in Serietei she strikes out for the furthest districts of Rukogai. Years later she returns as a representative of the outer districts and Byakuya is undone.
If You Give An Arrancar A Cookie - Comedy/Crack where Urahara figures out how to fix hollow holes in the arrancar and discovers that food will win their undying loyalty. Ichigo basically becomes a housewife/mom/master chef in order to keep his family small army of arrancar fed and happy.
Better Be Mine - Yandere!Urahara who tends to jump from obsession to obsession because his level of devotion never seems to be returned. Right up until he runs into Ichigo.
☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON
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Hear me out, it’s not accurate but fuck off, Thanos snaps and Bucky is gone. But ya’ boy Winter isn’t. Winter who doesn’t give a fuuuuuck about the people he’s with; afterall, these are the people that Bucky connected with, not him. He does dig the new arm though.
Everyone, that survived anyway, is treating him with kiddy gloves. Until Tony-Fucking-Stark crash lands a spaceship into Wakanda territory and is the only one who reacts to the Soldier. (“What the fuck is this? Barnes minus the actual Bucky? Great.”). And Winter likes it. He likes the standoffish attitude, and obviously can’t take a hint, so he sticks to Tony like a shadow while they’re trying to figure out how to do this whole “un-snap” thing.
When Tony finally snaps and demands to know why the fuck Winter is following him 24/7 the answer is simple. “You treat me like me, not some broken toy missing a piece.”
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