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Once Upon a Drag.
A church of lies can't tell me what is right.
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proudinsolent-youth:
“I will tell sheriff Pride or officer Senon what I always tell them: it’s not worth it to keep this dude in here.’ It works every time cause we can’t afford to keep people in for petty shit. Just pass the joint guy.”
“Uh huh, again not with that attitude and my name is not guy,” he said and rolled his eyes but just for effect he put it back to his lips and breathed in raising an eyebrow to him.
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pitman-black:
“Sure, I suppose I could take a moment. Hand it here.”
“Nice to know not everyone is this damn town is a whimp.”
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winnie-the-pxxh:
“Um. What…what is it?”
“It’s weed, dude.”
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darkorphanknight:
“Oh yeah. Sorry. Lost where I was. Anyway, drag of what?”
“Like weed?”
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proudinsolent-youth:
“I’m way older than I look Phil. Just pass me the damn thing.”
“Uh huh and if I go to jail, what will you tell the cop?”
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darkorphanknight:
“What? Who are you how did you get in here?”
“uhh its a park?”
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pitman-black:
“I’m sorry, are you speaking to me?”
“No shit.”
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sailorman-eric:
“No thanks guy, I like to keep my head clear. I don’t even drink.”
“Damn not even beer?”
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winnie-the-pxxh:
“Who? Me?”
“Yes you. Its a yes or no question.”
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proudinsolent-youth:
“Sure what is it edgelord supreme?”
“Are you even 12? Are you sure? Maybe I should go ask your mom.”
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DuJour Magazine, 2013
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“Do you want a drag or not?”
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What the fuck.
i hear phillip has a thing for parks and banging. watch out peter.
Isn’t that where STDs start? Watch out Peter indeed.
xoxo, gg
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Eric: Yeah boss, I am going to need tomorrow off
Eric: I am going to have to take my dog to the vet AND the groomer
Eric: I got the appointments mixed up and it's going to take all day
Eric: Sorry Hook.
Phillip: your dog sounds like high maintenance
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Peter: i havent had a friend in a while
Peter: this is a new feeling
Peter: haha
Phillip: are you going to tell me or no?
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Phillip: ah, well try me
Peter: does...
Peter: does that mean you're my friend?
Phillip: of course, mate.
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