Summarize my muse in 3 words.
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1hell-of-a-zodiac:
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
The "I love making people who already hate me, hate me more" squad
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WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT
me every single time (via suspend)
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glowlyrics:
Sippy Cup // Melanie Martinez
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Yellow, Rock, Winged (scarredblondlamb)
Pikmin-themed Asks || accepting
Yellow: Are there any parts of your face you are self-conscious about?
“…Eyebrows…They grow all over the placeif I don’t care enough…”
Rock :Do you collect anything?
”Piles on piles of CD music; Maybeit’s an outdated format but there’s just something about holding it…”
{His collection is bigger than his brother’s and sister’s combined.}
Winged:If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
”I’ve been almost everywhere in Europe- well, everywhere my father thinks business is possible at least…I think a change in scenery would be nice - somewhere in Asia maybe. Japan or Korea wouldn’t be too bad actually…”
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Pikmin-themed Asks!
Red: Where are you strongest? (Arms, legs, etc.)
Yellow: Are there any parts of your face you are self-conscious about?
Blue: Do you enjoy swimming? If so, where?
Purple: What is your favorite food?
White: What trait sets you apart from others?
Bulbmin: Do you consider yourself a loyal person?
Mushroom: When was the last time you cried?
Rock: Do you collect anything?
Winged: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
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“Jesus Christ, do you have to openly reject everything? If you weren’t such a fucking asshole, you could probably be better off. For fuck’s sake, I don’t have that many questions. Whether or not we had sex or if we just fell asleep together, it wouldn’t matter.”
“I’m not rejecting everything - I’m certain
in what I’m doing. Image what you want
and pry the truth out if you wish, but that doesn’t
change what happens after. Whatever the truth is...
We’re bound to regret that we ever had this encounter.”
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erstwhilejewelry:
Antique Victorian engagement rings
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"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me." (silxntfighter)
AWFUL PICKUP LINES || accepting
”D EI M O S - “
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"Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you."
AWFUL PICKUP LINES || accepting
”It’s called trying to not make a fool out of myself and keeping my pants on.”
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somethingrosa:
hardest of hearts
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Awful Pickup Lines-Edition {Sentence Starters}
"There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?"
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
"Have you ever played leap frog naked?"
"Hi. Are you legal?"
"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
"Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good."
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."
"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."
"Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?"
"Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you."
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."
"Hey, baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited!"
"Hey, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?"
"Nice pants, can I test the zipper?"
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?"
"I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?"
"Hi. You'll do."
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riseelectrart:
art to go with a fic im working on right now :x
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friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?
me: im a knife
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