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phantomnies · 2 years
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man i miss posting here :/
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phantomnies · 2 years
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next week will be the end of january.. february is like 2 days long. so march will come super fast and so will easter. summer will come and go, then christmas. basically 2022 is finished happy new year everyone
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phantomnies · 2 years
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“What? Oh, no. Not you, Bernard. No, I was just yelling at my…mother’s urn…”
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phantomnies · 2 years
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i find this so ridiculously funny. man’s just vibing.
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phantomnies · 3 years
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weatherboy (derogatory)
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phantomnies · 3 years
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the dream team
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phantomnies · 3 years
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phantomnies · 3 years
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i was thinking this morning about how i categorize fanfic authors that i enjoy like AKC breeds and decided to share my rubric with you:
the specialist: this author has a favorite kink or trope and has written 80% of the content in that tag. you know exactly what you’re getting. they have A Brand™️. no matter what other traits they display, dedicated rare pair authors belong here.
the chocolate box: essentially the exact opposite. this author will try anything once. they have 80+ works in the fandom with no discernible pattern. the shortest one is 268 words and the longest is well over 100k. this breed of author may or may not be related to:
the renaissance fan: they’ve written three things in your fandom: your favorite fic, your notp, and a bizarre crossover with a show you’ve never heard of. you hit “expand fandoms list” on their author page and have to scroll down twice to reach the bottom. whenever you curse the fact that you can’t legally commission fic writers, this is the author you’re thinking about.
the horn dog: they’re here for one thing and one thing only. if someone’s dick is not in another character’s mouth within 500 words, they apologize for it in the author’s notes. they have one (1) g-rated fic.
the rookie: this writer is usually young, new to fandom, or just got a beta-reader for the first time. their fics are a little all over the place, quality-wise, but you’re excited whenever their name pops up because their unique voice gets stronger every time. you feel a personal investment in their development, like you’re an old man reading the local high school sports page and saying “this kid’s the one to watch.”
the live streamer: the most prolific author in the fandom. their works are all over the front page when you sort by kudos. you have no idea how they generate this much work, and have seriously wondered if they have access to an extra-dimensional time portal. their stories are usually un-beta’d and the characterization varies wildly, but their best works are inspired and you’ve read them 30 times.
the cryptid: this one comes out of nowhere every two years, drops the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and disappears. fifteen months after you left a three paragraph comment about how they changed your life, you get a message in your inbox that just says “thanks.”
the novelist: we talk about “filing off the serial numbers” when someone reworks their most popular story to pitch it as an original novel; this author somehow does the reverse. their fics are excellent, usually long-reaching multi-chapter AUs that have almost nothing to do with the on-screen characters except their names. i’d like to extend my personal thanks to this breed of author because it’s the closest i get to reading an actual book.
the reunion tour: this author wrote some of the most popular works in the fandom, but either moved on to k-pop or burned out when canon took a turn for the worse. they put out one new thing a year, often an old draft that’s been haunting them from under the floorboards. their last six author’s notes all say they never thought they’d write this pairing again and “this will probably be the last time.”
who did i miss?
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phantomnies · 3 years
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i hate this hellsite (affectionate)
did you find out prince philip is dead through a tumblr shitpost or are you normal
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phantomnies · 3 years
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sk8 fandom mentally we are all standing in a circle and holding hands
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phantomnies · 3 years
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here's to the last sk8turday, friends
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phantomnies · 3 years
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Brazil is suffering from the worst COVID outbreak there is, and no one is talking about it. This is not just in terms of the number of cases, but also the government’s active refusal to do anything and in fact hurting attempts to help. 1 in every 4 COVID deaths in the world is in Brazil. There isn’t enough access to vaccines. Food is unaffordable, let alone masks. People are actually starving to death. Hospitals don’t have enough beds or oxygen. And if this is not enough of a reason to talk about it, the variant that is sweeping through Brazil is twice as contagious, and has also been seen to infect people who have already been infected with other variations of the virus. The variant has crossed borders already.
These Twitter threads give all the details that i know. Please go through this and share widely. 
The second twitter thread provides details of how to donate. Here is a link. It is in Portugese, but google translate is working fine here and also, the author of the thread will translate to guide donation if contacted. 
Please share with as many people as possible. The people of Brazil need international support.
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phantomnies · 3 years
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Welp we all know what time it is :/
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phantomnies · 3 years
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the trend of having a bit where lil nas x like very quickly descends from heaven on the pole in tiktoks and like 0.2 seconds of montero plays is so funny
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phantomnies · 3 years
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lilo and stitch did a better job at representing everything s*a tried to do with music and lilo isn’t even “““canon autistic””” 
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phantomnies · 3 years
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whys a big fucking ship getting stuck in the suez canal and just completely fucking paralyzing one of the world’s most important trade routes so fucking funny to me. what if you had a global system of trade but a fucking fat ass god damn boat just blocked all of it
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phantomnies · 3 years
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Sk8 head canon: Joe’s restaurant is actually incredibly classy and high scale (Cherry was there for a business lunch!) but Reki, Langa, and Miya treat it like a Dominoes
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