HAPPY 19TH PHANNIES

D: i feel bad for not talking lately but idk what to talk abt

i mean we've all been referring to dnp as husbands for a while now but i hope he knows that we are NEVER going back to boyfriends after this. We've collectively retired that word tonight.

Yes husbands and soul mates is cute and all but arch enemies?? That's hot

ITS A JUMPSUIT AND THERES NO FULL BODY PIC THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST US

I don’t know what you’re talking about it’s a 50/50 chance taht i’ll get flat out murdered or meet my soulmate both options are perfect

Phil really waited until no one was home and then let some stranger from the internet stay in his house I know people joke about it being dodgy but it really was dodgy there are people that I've been friends with over the internet for nearly a decade that I would not let stay in my house the first time we met and honestly it's a cautionary tale because that man is still in his house

The way they met was dodgy as shit, dude. Like there is not a single safe thing about “meet someone online, and stay at their house/invite them to your house when nobody is home.” Either one of those bitches could have flat out died.

Yes it worked out well for them, but for the love of god, kids, Dan and Phil are not a good example of a cute origin story. Dan and Phil are a good example of “how to get kidnapped on the first date”

ha.. its uh.. almost october... all the moving theories are getting more relevant uh.. what if th.. what if they did somethingonthe19th

If you say you aren’t on the moving hill you’re lying

Ok so we know they’re not moving up north

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Phandom in 2017: Phil is a daddy omg what a top

Phil: I didn’t know how long I was supposed to hold her hand for

Saying “I’m crafting,” means different things in the Phandom and Dream Team fandom and I honestly think that’s hilarious

bruh u ever just think about how dan just gets to live with phil?? like tf?? mr. amazing himself? this is getting ridiculous i’m fed up with how unfair life is

everyday i wake up and think “let me get this right. dan gets to wake up in phils arms, the first thing he sees is phils beautiful face. they have breakfast together? and then just. spend all day in each other’s presence. And they have been doing this for 11 years? they’ve been happy together for 11 years!? and im here waking up alone again. This is fucking outrageous”

id convinced myself that love wasn’t real and everything always ended up terribly and now i am faced with the reality that even after facing a life of internalised homophobia you can be happy? And there is someone out there who you could be extremely compatible with? And dan already found that person? im going to riot one day, i need to find a Miss Amazing to thirst over on twitter until they love me

Phil would notice an eyelash on Dan's cheek will they're reciting their vows and he would pull it off and make it and make a wish in front of all of their friends and family

“Oh dan you have an eyelashes your cheek... i would make a wish but mines already come true 💕”, phil smiles as he looks over to the wedding officiant who is wearing a Thor costume per phils request

ooh im curious on ring hill what r ur theories 👀

dnp got engaged on that quiet day in japan and almost every photo they’ve posted since then has fed into my theories lmao the amount they hide their hands or hold themselves weirdly is just sus pisch us. 

@dip-the-pip is ceo of ring theory tho and her tag is gold

is your dad’s side of the family highkey fucked up or are you normal?