The joker is generally unappealing but Joker people always make sure to present him as a stylish gentlemen that just happens to wear face paint
I think if you make a big deal about how you identify with a "weird" character from fiction but aren't nearly as weird yourself + said character is always invariably superficially attractive then we get to throw stones at you until you die
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Ryan Gosling Drive, Christian Bale American Psycho, Amelie the fabulous world of Amelie, Johnny Depp As Jack Sparrow and the Mad Hatter
I think if you make a big deal about how you identify with a "weird" character from fiction but aren't nearly as weird yourself + said character is always invariably superficially attractive then we get to throw stones at you until you die
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I think if you make a big deal about how you identify with a "weird" character from fiction but aren't nearly as weird yourself + said character is always invariably superficially attractive then we get to throw stones at you until you die
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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Nope!
chuggaaconroy is the only guy going to heaven
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We diss the hot dog now but 4000 years ago a meat cylinder made of animal penis and vagina would have been considered a rare and powerful aphrodisiac
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Sex-repulsed Nine Inch Nails be like I Don't Want To Fuck You Like Anything At All
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There isn't One professor in TokyoU who could reasonably follow my PhD project. I'm starting to think no one gives a shit about grapholinguistics and or the role of Furigana glosses as unique/idiosyncratic signifiers of meaning-relationships between written signifiers in late Edo and early meiji books
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How does a Dracula smell?
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Guy who just learned about Brain Food. I gotta get me some of that Junk food
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Need ten billion people to reassure me of the fact that it's all going to be fine and it can't be a half-assed remark they have to really believe it
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Chitanda Eru and Oreki Hotaro would've figured out the circumstances behind Carl92's original upload of Ulterior Motives with no issue
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Thank you blue check. We were all desperatelt waiting for you to make your appearance, using your very very very specialised knowledge of "speaking Spanish" to give us this redundant piece of information. You are definitely part of this conversation. It's super crazy impressive that you know a romance language that's definitely what this post is about
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"pretty please with a cherry on top" is so ugly are you kidding me.
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What's up with 80s porn why did people's fluids look different
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https://xhamster.com/videos/angels-of-passion-1986-9452781
For those curious who aren't on Reddit.
Imagine finding this organically. That would've been surreal. Oh well. I'm happy the mystery is solved either way
Ulterior Motives was found. It was a song made for a porn movie. The reason Carl couldn't tell us where he heard it is he didn't want to admit he was jorking it to vintage porn. The reason the snippet was short is that it was the only section of the song to not have any moaning in it. Those choices determined the way thousands of people read the song.
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