Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
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I’m the guy who bites off the corner of every SD card so they fit in the slots properly
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gonna need a minute to visualize this joke i can't screw it up
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Martin Luther translates the bible (1534)
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behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss
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i like got this splatoon stuck on my ceiling and im not able to get it down
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in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.
have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.
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