Budget of four brown coins from various central asian countries and a crumpled granola bar wrapper

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Fantasy sucks as a genre 90% of the time but every creative writing graduate thinks they're the next JRR Tolkien purely because they play nerdass games like Dungeons & Dragons. "Bro our quests are always so cool, I should write a novel" is the nerd equivalent of stoners who think their convos should be podcasts.

"gonna kill myself before im 18"

"gonna kill myself before im 25"

"gonna kill myself before im 30"

give it a rest baby you aren't doing it 🙄

1st rule of gun safety: always aim at the back of someone's head

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

Bad guy with a gun: Im going to do something so evil here today

Good guy with a gun: I am going to stop you. This ends now

Neutral guy with a gun: I don't even want to be here dude. This fuckin sucks

Cope is the second to last stage of grief. The final one is seethe.

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

So Glastonbury Festival announced their line-up for this summer and...

>Coldplay >LCD Soundsystem >Two Door Cinema Club >Keane >The Streets >Gossip >Avril fucking Lavigne

Whoever organised this either woke up last month from a 15 years coma, or got tricked into believing whatever pirated music I used to have on my mp3 back in grade school still is all the hype.

They're sold-out, though. So I guess nostalgia-bait is a viable business tactic.

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DARK SEASON LIGHT

Road trip in Finnmark, Northern Norway. Dark season and its magic midday light.

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

"How many genders are there" legitimately I think there are as many genders as there are people on earth, you can be a boy but is your version of boy 100% identical to any other boy?