Arthur. Heart of gold. Lung of silver. Liver of copper. (24)
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621
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thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)
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Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor, (Detail of Breastplate), 1549 [2542 × 4000]
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Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.
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I made sum doodles of how i imagine the sillies to look like
They aren't really good drawings but thats what sketchbooks r for
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I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now
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