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Tony, sending peter pictures of any spiders he comes across every time he sees one: “Is this your friend?”
Peter, trying very hard to pretend that this running joke means nothing to him: “That is my friend. Be nice to them.”
#Tony: this your friend?#Peter: that’s just todd his wife recently filed for divorce so he’s been hanging out with me more lately
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Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?
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I love the “Peter calls Tony dad” trope as much as the next person
But what do I love more?
Peter calling Aunt May mom when he’s scared or hurt
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Interviewer: What’s Tony Stark like in person ?
Spider-man: Bro yaps
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Thank you @charming-mug for this screenshot from the video game "Marvel's Midnight Suns".
I'm losing my mind. This quote, from an official source, has made my week. Because thats exactly it! Thats the point! It's not that Tony looks as Peter and wants to adopt him because hes just so cute or anything. Tony looks at Peter and sees himself!
He sees himself in miniature. He sees a kid with all the potential that Tony wasted, all the potential that Tony mourned throwing away. Tony wants to make sure that Peter gets all the parts of Tony that Tony is proud of, and that Peter avoids the parts that still haunt Tony.
Tony gives Peter tech. He gives him access to the lab, new suits, and academic validation. He tries to make sure that Peter gets the chance to grow up as surrounded by tech as Tony did.
But! Tony is there! He actually helps, he makes sure Peter knows that the tech is a gift, and its there because Tony thinks Peter is worthy of it. And Tony is somewhat strict (ferry scene, yelling in infinity war, ect.) because I'm sure a part of him wishes that Howard had stopped Tony from partying and throwing his life away.
Irondad works so well, in my opinion, because its not that Tony thinks that he would be a good dad and so he finds some kid to take in. Its good because Tony finds a piece of himself in the way Peter behaves, and he starts feeling responsible for it. He is PUSHED into parenthood by his sense of responsibility and guilt over his past.
Tony looks at peter and sees who he could have been. He wants to make sure that Peter ends up better than him. Tony wants to right the wrongs done to him, to make sure Peter doesn’t experience the hurt that followed Tony into adulthood.
(And then Peter lost a mother-figure and a father-figure, and both were killed in a way that Peter doesn’t feel right to blame the murderer for their deaths. And Peter got put into the public eye, every movement criticized. And the Peter was so famous that his "bad publicity" held him back from his dream school.
Tony wanted Peter never to experience the things that hurt Tony. But Toy didn't live long enough to watch as all his efforts were proven to be in vain.
Because history repeats. The son becomes the father. Theres only one way this story ends.)
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Hey, if it's okay to suggest a prompt I maybe had one? Saw Angst and fluff are okay so I would go with fluff for this one. Just a cute scenario that came to me. It's the trope of Tony wanting the kid to call him Tony and not Mr.Stark. He tries different approaches, how to get a simple "Tony" out of Peter but the teen manages to always sneak past his efforts. At one point Tony is feeling lost, asking the kid if "they aren't there yet", when Peter grows all flustered. Tony is unsure what has the kid stumbling over his words, red in the face when Peter tries explaining that "Mr. Stark" is a special name to him, like he looks up to Tony, he's his idol, Mentor and personal Hero and Mr. Stark might be standard for anyone's else but to Peter it just means a lot (sorry this got so long, that wasn't my intention 😅)
This is such a cool idea!! Sorry I made it so late but my brain was stumped on how to make this haha!)
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Peter called criminals lots of names, throwing in witty comebacks as they hurtle bullets or occasionally cars at him.
But the one thing that ticked Tony off was the Mr Stark.
His dad's name was Mr stark. Not him.
Still he couldn't be upset at the kid as, Peter was just a really good kid, his manners were perfect and he always wanted to help people, no wonder he would be respectful to adults names.
A late Wednesday in the lab Peter walks in slinging his bag on the floor and taking a excitable seat next to tony, who was working on his repulsors.
"hey Mr stark! You won't believe what happened at school today! So I was at decathlon practice with MJ and Ned, and flash tried to trip me over but I was like nu-uh and I stepped off and he..maybe accidentally fell back and bumped into a table..but that wasn't my fault! Anyways me and Ned were laughing for-"
Peter paused his rambling at the sight of his mentor staring at him
"Mr stark..?" He asked nervously
"that! Why do you call me that!" Tony jumped up and Peter froze and let out a nervous chuckle, seeming confused.
"that's your name mr stark, getting so old your forgetting?" Peter teased
"oh sassy are we now? You'll lose suit priveliges for a week for that, Mr Parker" tony teased back
"Mr starkkk-"
"I'm kidding! I'm kidding!.. mostly."
A loud groan was heard out of the younger scientist.
They went on with lab stuff for an hour and half, Peter seeming to forget all about it and Tony?...
Yeah he had another idea.
Throughout next week Tony tried all sorts of things to get Peter to call him tony, just once!
He tried bribing him...
(It didn't work well, Peter felt so guilty he regifted it to tony.)
He tried asking him, himself to call him tony.
"please, kid-" Tony said staring at the kid who was shovelling Cheerios into his mouth so fast he looked like he was going to choke
"no can do!" Peter said with a big grin as milk dribbled off his chin, Tony rolled his eyes wiping it with a tea towel.
He lastly resorted to a cornering.
"Peter Parker please come to the office with your bag, Peter parker to the office with your bag." The microphone sounded to the schools classroom.
Peter froze.
He had just had a meeting for his attendance which he got away with, barely, with a promise of cleaning the library bookshelves.
Being stuck with Mrs larchen in the library was punishment enough.
What could it be this time?
Peter fretted inside his mind as he walked down the halls and turned left into the office. Strangely enough the only administration lady that was there was Mrs Anderson she was gaping at a guy-MR STARK?!
Peters eyes bulged out of his head
"Mr stark what are you doing here? I don't have a doctor's appointment..or..any appointment..do I?"
He questioned tony just chuckled mischievously signing the exit form for peter and leading him out to the car
He hopped in the back with Peter as happy drove a slow and steady space.
"Mr stark? Why did you pull me out of school? Is this for an internship thing? Because I narrowly escaped suspension and instead have to spend 3 weeks cleaning with Mrs larchen who lemme just say isn't the funniest to be around she once was rumoured to be a troll, I mean that wart on her face kinda looks like one but-"
Tony cut Peter off with a bewildered look
"yeah..uh..no it's..what?" Tony stumbled over his words trying to wrap his head around Peters words. He quickly shook it off though and came back to himself
"no, mr parker we're here to discuss something very different." Tony said firmly
Peter swallowed thickly oh no. It's Mr Parker right now..
Tony must've been thinking the same thing because he gave Peter a knowing look.
oh yeah it's Mr Parker right now. Tony's eyes prevailed.
"so..what is it?" Peter rubbed the back of his head anxious to hear Tonys response.
would he be taking the suit off again? Did I do something wrong? Does he not want me around anymore? Have I disappointed him?
Peters mind filled with overthinking the situation that was until Tony broke the tension
"why do you call me Mr stark, Pete. You know my name's tony."
Peter visibly relaxed sagging against the car seat
"oh good it's just a stupid question" Peter breathed in relief.
Tony's eyes went wide as golf balls "stupid?! I want an answer petey pie, right now" Tony said sternly.
Peter rose a brow and saw his mentor/ father figure was being serious.
"thats who you are to me Mr stark.." Peter swallowed as Tony looked at him to continue.
Peter sighed and began elaborating
"you were my inspiration since I was like 6..and then you were ironman..and then you were my mentor. But your also my idol, Mr stark. Because your an amazing person, a hero, one that struggles but never backs down and has always been there for me Mr stark. Like a dad. Your Mr stark. Because you've made it your own. Your my hero Mr stark"
Peter smiled crookedly and the car went quiet.
Peter waited for a reaction out of Tony, anything, a word, a sound, an expression?
Tony just stared
"oh." He breathed out
It all fell into place in his mind.
The word mr stark had so much more meaning now.
"oh Peter-" tony was cut off by Peter hugging him, it was an awkward position while being strapped in but.. it was special in a whole different way.
"yeah..were There." Tony said stroking Peter's hair softly.
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MY OPINION, DONT LIKE, DONT READ.
sorry to rant, but I hate when fanfictions or headcannons make the MCU's Peter Parker a baby. Like they make him super anxious or "precious". They act like he isn't sassy or snarky at all. They make him weak. There's nothing wrong with having moments of weakness, but they make his whole character a precious baby who stutters every other sentence. I often see this in Irondad and Spiderson fics. Where Peter is super nervous around Tony. But in the movies he's not.
In Civil War, when he meets Tony for the first time he's only nervous about what Tony will do if he knows he's Spider-Man. Even in the fight, hes not nervous. Yeah, he's chatty but he's not nervous. He's chatty in all his fights. In all of Peter's MCU movies he's chatty, but that doesn't make him nervous. He's sassy and sarcastic and cracks jokes all the time. He talks back to Tony and the Avengers. He's not afraid to make comments or to suggest a plan of action to the Avengers.
In the fanfictions, Peter is nervous around Happy and doesn't want to bother him. But in the movies Peter banters and jokes with Happy and isn't afraid to annoy him.
I also see a lot of fanfictions where Peter is only sassy in the spider-man mask and is nervous when he is "just Peter Parker" But that's not true, he is sassy to everyone, all the time, no matter what.
Also, when Flash bullies Peter, fanfictions take that excuse and run with it. They make Peter seem weak for having a bully, when he's not. Peter knows damn well that he could punch Flash and Flash wouldn't mess with him again, he just chooses not to. Peter's not weak for it, he's just not choosing violence.
I just think you do a huge disservice to his character if you just make Peter Parker an obnoxiously anxious teenager. Of course, I think making Peter have anxiety as a personality trait is fine, good even. But when you make it his whole personality is when I see a problem with it.
At the core of it, Peter is a strong, polite, smart, sassy, sarcastic, honest, hardworking teenager who sacrifices way more than he should for the good of others. He talks back to anyone and everyone. He's not weak or precious or a baby.
(Obviously, I know that some fics make characters ooc for the purpose of the fic, but this is a wide spread thing. I can barely find fics where Peter is sassy. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong tags)
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People think Peter's shy but he just takes "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" very seriously.
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Is it just me or do we not focus around on how sassy Peter is. Like...in fics I'll see soft Peter, when c'mon guys, petey pie comes up with silly names and dialog while something is getting hurtled at him or he's getting throttled.
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You know all those time travel fix it fics where Peter is sent back in time and most often is homeless for a while and also traumatized and depressed and and it's all very angsty before things get better?
How about sending Peter back in time but he isn't this cuddly, polite, angst-ridden kid.
Make him angry, I say.
Make him friggin pissed, I whisper.
Turn all of his Trauma and sadness into anger, I entice.
Tony offed himself like an asshole, Steve fucked off into the past, like an asshole, Bruce buggered off like an asshole, Natascha offed herself like an asshole, Clint retired like an asshole, Doc Strange and Scarlet Witch and Sam and Bucky and Ant Man and Wasp were all busy being assholes elsewhere.
So much for the Avengers. So much for unity.
Where were the adults that should have taught him, guided him, helped him with his heroics? The only two adults who actually helped? Alternate universe versions of *himself*!
Make him angry, I say.
Send Peter back in time and turn up the sass and let him Rant to these adults about power and responsibility.
"The future is all kinds of fucked up. You have great power, you took up the mantle of being heroes. Fucking act like it!"
Not just Rant. I'm very serious about the sass. Also the snark. And the anger.
Throw angry, traumatized Peter as far back as you want. Maybe even to a time before he technically (as Spiderman) existed.
Have him deal with Ultron, if you want. And then turn to the Assembled heroes and be all
"Good, almost all of the mighty morons are here." Quick look to Pietro, cause Peter was there and saved him, fuck canon. "I don’t know you but I'm guessing you are a moron by association, so listen up. Captain Stupid, Iron Idiot, rest of the loser club, I'm from the fucked up future and you can either help me fix shit *for once*, or at least not get in my way."
Meanwhile Tony and co: "Who is this super powered and rude, but obviously delusional teenager?"
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Peter: If Harley and I were drowning who would you save?
Tony: You two can't swim?
Peter: It's a hypothetical question, Mr. Stark! Answer the question, who would you save?
Tony: * scoffing * My time and effort.
Peter: * feigning confusion * Both of us? I said you could only pick one
Tony:
Peter: Come on, I'm waiting Mr. Stark
Harley : ahaHAHAHAHAHA-
(I got the idea from here - https://at.tumblr.com/underoooos/peter-if-harley-and-i-were-drowning-who-would-you/mtktdgvuy1ka)
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Peter: [making a full dinner]
Clint: Any chance that’s for me?
Peter: It’s for Mr Stark, I’m going to make some bad decisions tonight and I need him on my side
Clint: I never realised how much work went into being a disappointment
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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’
Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process
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Can we talk about how cute it is that Peter thought Tony was that tall for the bunny ears?
And also... does that mean they didn't plan at all to do bunny ears to each other? I mean, if they had planned it, Peter would have checked to see if he was doing them right.
So that means that originally the photo was going to be with Tony's arm around Peter's back, and Peter's arm around Tony's shoulders.
These two will never stop making me cry.
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time for another one of my “I miss Tony Stark” artworks
(shop prints here!)
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