What I'm hearing is that we will all believe anything that lou says. @gringolet you have a chance to do something really funny here

Ellian my friend Ellian I'm going mad please help me locate the source for Gawain's birthday on May 1st I remember seeing it and now I can't verify to save my life. Phoning a friend rn.....thank you<3

okay im trying to find it right now but one of the earliest mentions of it on tumblr i can find is from lou's blog here and lou mentions here that it's from an academic article

banner that reads “happy birthday mordred” but the ‘birth’ is crossed out and ‘death’ is written over it and then ‘death’ is also crossed out and replaced with just a big question mark

May King Mordred - Once & Future Court

I had absolutely no time to write new things for the May Day Parade so you get an excerpt from reincarnated!Mordred's character sheet for The Once and Future Court LARP.

happy birthday mordred please enjoy this complimentary birthday cruise ship ticket-- oh. oh. oh no. i didnt-- i didnt know. im so sorry. okay yeah. yeah i'll leave, i'll leave camelot. oh you're going to kill me okay thats fair yeah

hey apparently gawains birthday is also may 1st so on a scale from 1000 to infinity how mad do yall think mordred is that he has to share a birthday with his older brother

Happy  Birthday, Mordred!

uhhh are we all going to ignore the fact that lynette literally raises a man from the dead????

happy mordred’s birthday to all who celebrate

Presented without comment.

You’re laughing. Mordred has to share a birthday with his big brother and you’re laughing.

My toxic trait is referring to the man I'm romantically involved with as "dude"

has anyone checked on thomas malory lately. is he okay

Who's mailman is knocking on the door?

Ok but I think we're all just fundamentally thinking about walrus/fairy surprise in two different ways. Behold:

We're all just looking at it from two different angles here.

St. Clare of Assisi cut her hair short to prevent her father from marrying her off. She ran away in the middle of the night and St. Francis of Assisi cut her hair because the kind of rich suitors she had wouldn't want to marry her without her hair. By the time her father caught up with her it was too late.

To this day Franciscan Sisters keep their hair cut short.

I think Rose of Lima shaved her head and rubbed pepper in her face to dissuade suitors?

Yeah I think so too, and I thought there was someone else, maybe with a C or K name? Cecily? Katherine? Idk, but whoever did it has my admiration

If you know you would rather have the baby killed than be pregnant, no matter your reasoning, you shouldn’t be having sex. If you would rather have the baby killed than be a father, no matter your reasoning, you shouldn’t be having sex.