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My mom literally saw me and said " so you're just gonna keep buying bigger pants, huh?" Like ??? Yes, bitch,?? The fuck??? Am I supposed to go naked bc I gained weight??? Are you dumb???

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Q: abt 911 - how the network change let that guy kiss another man- would a network change let something happen between dean and cas?

MISHA: “if the cw had not been so homophobic dean and cas would have been balls deep for sure”

Listen if I don't focus all of my attention on a male celebrity of my choosing I have to pay attention to my life and how much it sucks and I cannot. Do. That.

hybe: civil war

You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.

somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

did judas do something problematic?

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I love to challenge myself (trying to nap while on stimulants)

You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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