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In case anyone wanted to know what happened with the Beverley Hillbillies video
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It's very funny how 1960's advertisement is more or less how modern Twitch and YouTuber advertise. Some things in capitalism always come back
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
violence:
drinking their own urine:
or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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alex marvez: excuse me mr rainmaker, can i get -
okada: where's your hat
alex marvez: sir, please
okada: why aren't you wearing the hat i gave you
alex marvez: (sighs and puts on the jester hat)
okada: now do a little dance
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i will never get over that the bucks are soooooo obsessed with getting a guy to stand between them. any guy will do, but preferably a big sexy important guy, and they like to hang off him like a pair of floozies. this game NEVER stops being fun to them. they LOVE to pet their chosen guy and kiss his face and tell him he’s soooo handsome. and then when they get bored, they’ll step over his broken body and go get brunch. guys of ALL TIME.
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I got tears in my eyes Pac is back working his favorite job of being the number 1 elite hater all is right again
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a lot of weird stuff happens in wrestling but im still pretty sure that was the first time a wrestler has been like 'i might never come back because i might die on a mountain goodbye'
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I call it "Tits out for the boys" Camera angle
The camera person knew exactly what they were doing
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