parker-haven-wuornos
Thirsty on Maine
Hale~28~Sher/Her~My main is Scouts-Mockingbird. I'm Parker_Haven_Wuornos on AO3 too
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Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?
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#just your regular God of War starting Twitter fights
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Watching PJO Show and I heard one of the gods talking and I was like "I Know that Voice!" But I couldn't place it for a second and then it panned up and I had to dance around because I DO KNOW THAT VOICE
THAT'S DWIGHT!
#God of war dwight for the win#I love him#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjots#haven#haven syfy#dwight hendrickson
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People who've read my fanfiction weigh in; should I try to get a master's in creative writing?
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I’m not sure anyone really watches Haven anymore but it one of those TV shows that would be perfect for a canon poly relationship? Like Audrey loves Nathen and Duke obviously and they clearly love each other in a make fun of argue way. Anyway they should cuddle and Nathen is middle spoon
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Surprise, bet you thought you'd seen the last of this.
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Surprise, bet you thought you'd seen the last of this.
#in a wild turn of events I did in fact post a new chapter of this#and I’d appreciate it if you commented lol
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Surprise, bet you thought you'd seen the last of this.
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Hey Haven Writers, in that early draft of the script uh, well, how many beds were there going to be? Just curious. Like, what was the precise number of beds in the room?
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I am, of course, rewatching the series, but I would deeply love an appreciate fanfic recs from the last two years. I'm sure there's something amazing that I've missed since I've been away
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Hello my old heart. I might very well be back on my bullshit
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I know that you're deep into your Doctor Who rewatch (as is your god-given right) but my gripe at the moment is that there aren't any Haven fics. I've been trying to write some but writing them and reading them are two separate demons. There are two wolves inside me: one wolf wants to write awesome fics that cater specifically to my interests and the other wolf wants to read awesome fics that cater specifically to my interests. I cannot win. Do you have any recommendations? I've been craving my three Haven himbos like you wouldn't believe
I do actually! None of these are that new because no one really writes Haven fic anymore, so there's a chance you might've already read them, but I'm reccing them anyway
A Long Way from Home and A Soft Epilogue by serendipityxxi
A fix-it fic of the finale that's so good I have decided it's canon and have sinced erased the actual finale from my brain
don't stop to think this through by gendernoncompliant
EASILY my favorite cute little Duke/Audrey snowed in goofing around being besties who wanna kiss each other so bad fic because I love them
On the Importance of Communication by YumeArashi
Duke/Nathan sex pollen with eventual OT3 get together. It takes a sex trouble for Duke and Nathan to get over their shit and come to terms with the fact that hey maybe they do actually love each other and Audrey
Come See About Me by templemarker
Audrey's having A Day and when Duke comes to pull her out of it, they realize they Have Feelings for each other and Nathan, who shows up at the end
the only right I have wronged by gendernoncompliant
A really interesting exploration of what would happen if Duke wished he'd never gone on that fishing trip with Nathan and how their relationship with each other and with Audrey would have changed
The Accidental Threesome (Or, Five Times Duke Might’ve Date-Crashed, and One Time the Date Crashed Him) by Jadzibelle
What it says on the can, it's a slow get together fic where they all realize they're idiots
(and i can't keep up) by gendernoncompliant
I just really like when Duke and Audrey actually communicate with each other and talk about things......
Safe In The Arms Of Love by GreyHaven
Another snowed in fic (thank you Maine) where Duke is forced to come to terms with the fact that maybe Audrey and Nathan actually do love him??? What a concept
What if We Loved Like Fools? by Parker_Haven_Wuornos
As someone whose favorite episode is Magic Hour Pt 1 because I'm an unabashed Duke/Audrey shipper..... what would've happened if she didn't stop him in Colorado
The Tuesday After Memorial Day Weekend by serendipityxxi
Cute little slice of life post-Troubles where everyone just hangs at the beach for a day and actually nothing goes wrong, they just get a break for once
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