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🪴Irving🪴They/HeBeing a hoe but in an asexual wayFormerly @rockradiojunky
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a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
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Laios being so happy with his walking mushroom makes me tear up every time from how cute it is so I made it into a gif 💕
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pedal steel guitar is the language of love
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The signs as stupid shit Lou Reed did
Aries: Giving his girlfriend a pet snake named Edgar Allen Snake for Valentines Day.
Taurus: Hitting on and getting rejected by John Cale.
Gemini: Slapping David Bowie in the face because he had the audacity to tell him to clean his act up.
Cancer: Ripping his leather pants on stage and having an assistant run on stage and use duct tape to tape his balls.
Leo: His mullet.
Virgo: Getting bitten on the ass by a fan while performing.
Libra: Complimenting himself on his own jokes.
Scorpio: Trying to contact his dead college professor through a ouija board.
Sagittarius: Finding his personal assistants through craigslist ads.
Capricorn: Firing Andy Warhol
Aquarius: Force-feeding his interviewer a hot dog and sending him to a gay club and then leaving him there with no explanation.
Pisces: Using a fax machine to tell John Cale to go fuck himself.
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*
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I love logging in to tumblr dot com and talking with my silly internet friends about how much we all want to fuck the same 80 year old (or dead) men
Tag your faves so I can creep on them lol
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Transphobes make being trans sound so cool. Like trans men sound like they are possessed by the devil? That sounds AWSOME .
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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
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