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*Aphrodite stubs her toe on a door*
Ares: Are you alright?
Aphrodite: Yeah, I’m fine
*At 2am that night*
Eros, half asleep: Dad- why are you taking that door down?
Ares: It’s... broken
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Athena: I offer Hermes and Ares $50 for every 100 on a test. It sends the message that education is important and it gives them good motivation. It also costs me absolutely nothing since they aren’t that bright.
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Ares: You can say “please” and “thank you” to a toddler and they’ll never repeat it
Ares: But you say “dumbass bitch” oNE TIME-
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Hestia: Do you ever look at Athena and think: what a great friend?
Artemis: Yes, absolutely
Hestia: And what great hair
Artemis: Yes sure
Hestia: And captivating physique
Artemis: Well, I guess so
Hestia: And tempting eyes
Artemis: ...You’re losing me
Hestia: And those lips
Artemis: I’m going to go get Athena
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Daphne: I’ll wait for you, however long it takes
Thanatos: You say you’ll wait, well let me ask you this
Thanatos: What are you waiting for?
Thanatos: What are you waiting for, I’m here, already…Right?
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Athena: Spider!
Hestia: 👁👁
Athena, summoning a tiny bolt: 😈 Fuck you little man bug!!
Hestia: iTS BEEN CENTURIES PLEA S E
Artemis:
Artemis: Does this happen all the time?
Hestia, frustrated: y ES
#incorrect lore olympus quotes#lore olympus#imagine#lore olympus athena#lore olympus hestia#lore olympus artemis#tgoem#athena#i just thought it was funny#funny quotes#lo hestia#hestia#lo athena#lo artemis#artemis#they've been dating for centuries artemis get with the program
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*During the Titanomachy*
Hades: How are we looking?
Poseidon: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard.
Zeus: Like sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.
Hades: I meant the battle.
*Explosion*
Zeus: Oh yeah, that’s not going well.
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*Athena is in the hospital for war related injuries*
Hera: We have to get to the hospital fast.
Ares: Then I should drive.
Hebe: Why you?
Ares: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Hestia: Okay, let’s go!
*Later*
Everyone in the car: *Screaming*
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Athena: Is that my shirt?
Hestia, wearing a shirt that goes down to her knees: No
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Hestia: Okay, now shake it
Athena: *shimmies*
Hestia, giggling: The container, not you!
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Hades: Wait, be quiet.
Zeus: Why? Did you hear something?
Hades: No, I just want you to shut up.
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Athena, over the phone: Hestia, I need you to come back immediately
Hestia: What? Why? Is something wrong? What happened?
Athena: YES! You left a void in me and you need to return immediately to fill it
Hestia: Baby, I’m in the room right next to you
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Ares: Babe I had a nightmare 🥺
Aphrodite: Aw baby 🥺🥺 Man up and get back to sleep 🥺🥺🥺
#i just thought it was funny#lore olympus#lore olympus ares#lore olympus aphrodite#lo ares#lo aphrodite
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Hermes, looking off into the distance: I still haven’t gotten covid, even a global pandemic doesn’t want me.
Artemis: You’re literally a god.
Apollo: I literally control the diseases.
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the statues of apollo and athena, at the academy athens, in a full moon night.
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Athena: 'I have no titties BUT MY ASS 😍😍😍😍... flat too goodnight!'
Hestia:
Hestia: But you got good booty and iddy tiddy 😋
- itsdess🤯 (@ysldess2002) on Twitter.
#lore olympus#lore olympus athena#lore olympus hestia#tgoem#tgoem is a lesbian club theres no convincing me otherwise
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