Kyle: How did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet, and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow," which is objectively a million times cooler. Kenny: I don't know, but I'm using that now Butters: I will not because I can't remember that--- ooh, that's probably why...

Stan: You are the best cousin one could ever wish for. Red: You're adorable. you're loving, caring, I love spending time with you. Stan:  I would literally die for you. Craig: Craig: No. I won't let you two drive my car. Stan and Red: Dammit- C'MON !!!

Butters: Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww) Cartman: I eat him. Butters: What the fuck. What the fuck??

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we're WINNIGN (the gays arrived)

Butters: what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way Kenny: (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ Butters: I didn't get the reactions I wanted from this

Kenny: The flips they do in movies…I can do them. Cartman: Prove it. Kenny: I'm not your slave.

Bebe: What is your opinion on lesbians? Clyde: Well no offense but it seems to me that they like girls more than guys, by a LOT. I am not exactly sure what this means, but I am looking into it.

Butters: what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way Kenny: (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ Butters: I didn't get the reactions I wanted from this

Butters: You've inspired me to start biting people again Cartman: I never condoned that!

Cartman: What is, in your obviously very professional opinion, the best way to die? Kenny: I heard being set on fire is actually very calming

Tweek: I love you to the moon and back. Craig: I love you purple. Tweek: But... that doesn't make any sense. Craig: Neither does saying you love me 477,710,173 miles. Tweek: Oh God, you calculated it? Craig: That's besides the point, Tweek.

Bebe: Butters, you're an asshole. Butters: You are what you eat, Bebe.

Stan: Kyle, I screwed up, big time. Kyle: Stan, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Bebe: Kenny, what's your lifestyle routine that helps you stay so intelligent, handsome, and funny? Kenny: I wake up in filth, I move around like a slug, I spit acid on rats and eat mulch until nightfall.

Tweek: I can't take you seriously wearing that. Butters: Aw, you take me seriously at all? Tweek: Fair point.

Butters: What keeps you motivated when the world gets you down? Stan: When the world gets me down, I sit there rotting like a dead tree.

Red: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Stan's birthday invitations. Craig: Well, what are they supposed to say? Red: "Stan's birthday". Craig: So, what do they say instead? Red: "Stan’s bi". Craig: Craig: Works out either way.

the stylish bunny compilation

Butters: Die. Stan: Please don't die! Butters: DIE! Stan: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Kenny, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Kyle, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Stan wants Butters to accept it as their kid. ————— Stan: When's the last time you slept? Butters: Uh… a few days ago, I think. Stan: A few- how many?! Butters, starting to count on his fingers: Uh… I need more fingers… Stan: What you need is sleep! ————— Kyle: What are you in the mood for? Stan: World domination. Kyle: That's a bit ambitious. Stan: You are my world. Kyle: Aww… Stan: Kyle: Stan: Kyle: OH. ————— Kenny: You look good in that hoodie. Stan: You know where else I'd look good? Kenny, zero hesitation: My bed. Stan, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? ————— Kenny: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Butters: I’m “a couple of things”. Kyle: I’m “got distracted”. ————— Kenny, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Kyle: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again. ————— Butters: Wait, why would you think I have a crush on Kenny? He's dating Stan, and I'm dating you. Kyle: Oh, well, he said he liked you, so I just drew conclusions from there. Butters: …?!?!?!?!?!