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“Just thinking about biting off Rick Moranis’s pinky finger has me all hungry.” - Griffin McElroy, MBMBAM 351
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Dr. Sydnee McElroy: Don't talk about T2 before bed. It scares me. I'm terrified of the second Terminator. The liquid one.
Justin McElroy: I'll protect you.
Dr. Sydnee McElroy: That's even more frightening.
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[Jesus Christ] is the king of kings; that means he’s Burger King’s boss.
Justin McElroy, MBMBAM 413
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🎶 That’s! Not! How! Locks! Work! They go on the INSIDE of doors! 🎶
Griffin McElroy, The Flop House: Great Switcheroo! Adventure Zone Flop House Takeover
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Griffin McElroy: What's bigger than a bear and hates bears?
Justin McElroy: A woolly mammoth.
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What's the problem with cleanses? I just wanna blow it out!
Justin McElroy, Sawbones: Enemas and Cleanses
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I'm Werner Herzog. Life is meaningless but my ginger ale is AMAZING.
Griffin McElroy, Wonderful! Ep. 4
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Sydnee McElroy: Where do you find a bunch of young, healthy people who have unfortunately died?
Justin McElroy: Spring break?
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We've had teeth for HUNDREDS of years.
Justin McElroy, Sawbones: Tooth Removal
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Doctor Tooth Guy! I hear he's very good and real.
Justin McElroy, Sawbones: Tooth Removal
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You don't get enough Vitamin C from lasagna.
Sydnee McElroy, Sawbones: Vitamins
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Arghhh! Shiver me lemons!
Justin McElroy, Sawbones: Vitamins
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Green and leafy means vitamins for me...fee.
Justin McElroy, Sawbones: Vitamins
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Man, it would be great not to have to blast every door open like I'm Superman.
Justin McElroy, The Adventure Zone: Ep. 22
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How about you take an extra-dimensional shovel and dig a fucking hole? How about that? How about that thing I said? That's an option.
Justin McElroy, The Adventure Zone: Ep. 22
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Justin McElroy: 3...6...
Griffin McElroy: Mafia.
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Justin can't read!
Travis McElroy, The Adventure Zone: Ep. 22
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