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ostofer · 4 years
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me getting a blood transfusion: can you see if you have any gay blood in the back?
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ostofer · 4 years
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just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house
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ostofer · 4 years
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Do you ever think about that freaky little fish dude that evolved to have arm fins that allowed it to avoid predators in the ocean by literally removing itself from the situation and going to shallow water and/or land and that’s the thing all land animals are related to because I sure do
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Barbarian Link [Zelda: Breath of the Wild] — Desert Voe Link — Climber Link — Sheikah Link — Royal Guard Link — Gerudo Link — Rito Link
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ostofer · 4 years
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when people attempt to get to know me 
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My fav Kermit meme (Inspiration)
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ostofer · 4 years
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my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved
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ostofer · 4 years
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the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders
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ostofer · 4 years
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ostofer · 4 years
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If you’re in a relationship, and you are afraid to tell your friends about something that your partner did to you because you are afraid they will think badly of your partner, that’s a red flag.
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ostofer · 4 years
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the guy I bought a mirror from off of Facebook marketplace 2 years ago messaging me randomly on a Tuesday at 2:34 am:
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ostofer · 4 years
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What therapy is really like
Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?
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ostofer · 4 years
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anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do
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hey did yall miss me? here’s another kakashi au! demon slayer kakashi! he’s electrifying ;)
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