orqheuss
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Has anyone copped the idea that Alastor’s attempts at flirting are mainly stating weird/creepy facts about the human body?
Alastor: “Darling, did you know that the human brain has not the substance of a sponge or gelatin, but the consistency of melting butter?”
You: “… Why can’t you ask for my number like a normal person?”
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He’s a red flag but red means good fortune and love in my culture 😘
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(sebastian was interrupted in the middle of a good book)
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I did a comic of this audio long ago, but now a video of it !! I had a lot of fun doing it.
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I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
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Some of my fav Alastor faces 🦌 ♥️ I’ve drawn so many, it was hard to choose! He is surprisingly so expressive and so angry! 😂
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