SANFORD: I'm home alone... time to go wild.
SANFORD: And by go wild? I mean play Stardew Valley.
DEIMOS: Rail me
DEIMOS: Oh nvm
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Agent: PLEASE! It’s been months, let me go!
Sanford: Look at this fat fuckin’ dart I just rolled
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Maker: HEY CUTIE.
2BDAMNED: I’m scared of women. Sorry.
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Auditor: YOU’RE SO CUTE!
Deimos: i hate it here
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THE TINKERER: They should allow me to kill Bert.
SKITTLES: And eat him!
THE TINKERER: And eat him.
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2BDAMNED: War is hella entertaining.
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Deimos: Is that domestic terrorist Hank J. Wimbleton?
Hank, seductively: Why yes, it is.
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2BDAMNED: Listen to me. I will kill you if you smoke another cigarette.
2BDAMNED: I will starve you.
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Hank: This one is Vriska bangin’ out the tunes, April 13th, 2006.
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yeah i can do that @moonamite
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CRACKPOT: I love seeing people in pain!
HOFNARR: I am going to give you teeth in the night.
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Pava: You wouldn’t put Victor in a situation.
Gil: Bitch I might.
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Deimos: You’re the man I’ve ever met. And you’re a man.
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2BDAMNED: Alright Deimos, did you get all that?
Deimos: Weed
2BDAMNED: What?
Deimos: That means yes in France.
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@originalmadcom ON MY FUCKING WHITEBOARD??????
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DOC: And I ask, "do the man want he appy slices?" And Hank waddles over, because yes. The man do want he appy slices.
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