A bus is basically the classic thing to wait in the rain for

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

Chappell Roan on The Late Show

wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

keeping all my desires stored in my moist and delicate body until they start rotting me from the inside out 

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

Bet he didn't saw that coming

Jeanette Winterson

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂

wish i could call in bitchy to work

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

*coughs up blood* themes… motifs… *dies