💚”Should whatever be forgot, and auld lang syne I think. 🎵 Should something be forgot, something, I don’t know the fucking words. Does anybody even know the lyrics to this song? 🎵 Auld lang syne. Auld lang syne. Auld lang syne or whatever. 🎶”

💛Vincent took a swig of his whiskey, clapping. “Fucking nailed it, brother.”

so. creepy zero momence. anyone else notice that?

Jay, the new intern, looked around frantically, then whispered:

“P-please don’t tell anyone I said this, but, I uh, I saw Zero whispering something to Horus and then glaring at Able. I actually heard a tiny bit of it. Something something demons or whatever...” Jay cleared his throat and ran off.

tj, iris, update on the Friendship

Iris:

Doing GREAT! I'm ecstatic to finally have a friend my age!

Abel:

On the plus side, seeing Lizard toss Conner around like a ball is incredibly entertaining.

Conner:

For who?!

Abel:

For me.

wtf creepy zero? did u hear what he was saying?

Abel:

Not at all. But I feel like it can't be good.

Abel:

Today on, Zero fucking creeps me out please send help. He was whispering something to Horus and immediately stopped when I walked in.

whats he doin

Abel:

Fucking glaring at me like I've killed his mother or some shit.

Abel:

Zero is giving me the creeps send help.

first incident, huh?

Abel:

I don't want to talk about it.

able what the HELL did you fuck up so badly

Abel:

I told you already! And I'm not...too comfortable talking about my first incident...

free the abel 2k20

Abel:

Yes, please, free the me.

so you fuck up and now 3 people are up your ass. yea thats normal /sarcasm

Abel:

My life is a fucking prison and I want out~

..what did you do

Abel:

It's...uhm...there was a mission that...ended badly, due to my error as well. My entire team nearly died, but after this and one previous incident, my oh so kind mummy decided to send Cross over so he can oversee me. Nine apparently also thought it wasn't enough and now I've got 3 entire assholes up my ass constantly, with Zero's and Horus' teams following us around. Zero is definitely way worse. Fuck that guy.

what the fuck? arent you a grown up, dude? why do you need fucking babysitters?

Abel:

Ughhhh...I...might have fucked up...badly...in the past...twice...

oh no. oh no abel whats wrong

Abel:

If Cross fucking babysitting me and micromanaging wasn't bad enough, that old shitfaced motherfucker Zero has to also get up in my ass! I know it was the O5-9's order to have Zero and Horus assist and keep an eye on me so I can't really fucking fight it, but god damn! First, my god damn mummy sends Cross and now this!

Abel:

One of these days I will kill one of these motherfuckers, I swear~! Dealing with the consequences of that would be much more bearable than this shit!

Abel:

I think I'm better now...